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Hold my hand, ooh baby it's a long way down to the bottom of the river.
Joined November 2012
We Veeps stick together. Jill and I, and all of the Bidens, are with you, Julia.
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*Frantically googles how much jail time/bail would be for spitting in the face of a president* worth it tho whatever it is @realDonaldTrump
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Am I the only one who kinda feels like @BarackObama is still the president?
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thinking of renting james comey for my birthday party
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anyway. excited to play my favorite game: GAYYYY????? Or just Very European?
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Chuck Berry rolled over everyone who came before him – and turned up everyone who came after. We'll miss you, Chuck. Be good.
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One of these days I'll go into an exam confident with my knowledge base and not regretting everything
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Me before literally every exam: "Wow there's a lot of material covered in here."
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The 1st time I said"I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory" in public I felt fuhucking NAKED. If you feel it, someone else has.
@Lin_Manuel okay but how do you push yourself stop feeling vulnerable and exposed about your writings or is that just weird fam
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the trick to overeating is turning off the part of your brain that registers pain and other human emotions
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“Even if we have equal rank, a man always tries to take charge of the situation.” (Buenos Aires, Argentina)
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Things that work for me: 1) Hot showers. 2) pacing/skateboarding around hallways. 3) rewards-based snacks 4) STRETCH I wish you luck.
@Lin_Manuel hey lin, i'm pulling an all-nighter. got any tips for staying awake that don't involve drowning in caffeine? 😭😩
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a girl on my flight is throwing a tantrum because she had to check her bag i wanna grab her by the shoulders and shout THE WORLD IS ENDING
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