Lestat de Lioncourt
@lestat_lebrat
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I am the Vampire Lestat. I am rad, more or less. Buy Blood Canticle and see me work it!!!1 :-D
New Orleans
Joined April 2009
Sexy fans! There will be great things happening at http://livejournal.com/community/tomoon_and_back for the next couple weeks. Namely, moi!
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I... uh... I mean, he's such a special, energetic young man. Let me be clear: he is a sexpot.
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Can vampires get liposuction? Not that I need it, babes. Just... I know some dude who has problems with excess hip fat.
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That's the last time I eat a bishop. Tasted liked communion wafer. >:(
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Man, you know who was up for anything? Dora. That sure was a time of firsts!
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@scottyc510: It worked like a charm! Being naked always makes me happy. Except when in the desert.
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Sooo bored. I'm sitting here rubbing my nipples to see if I can get them to sparkle.
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I feel old today. Was that a wrinkle? NO! Because I am ageless. Sucks to be you, mortals. :-D
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Man, it sucks that I'll never taste one of Mrs. Lovett's pies. Chomping on hobo's fingers just isn't the same. >:-(
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Vanity Googling myself tonight. Ooh, you sexy fans are so wicked in your imaginings! >:-D
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In Colombia, looking for someone to bailar en la calle with me. And possibly to be eaten.
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I think I have lice. The CHEEK of stealing *my* blood! >:-O
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@chatine_noire: Oui, oui! We can wear fancy Mozart wigs and everything!! :-D
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I bought a rad shaving set from Wal-Mart! It's shiny and sexy! I don't have any stubble, so I shaved my eyebrows. Look like an alien now! :)
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@chatine_noire: YES! This calls for a celebration! :-D
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Time to dance, you sexy things: Non piu andrai, farfallone amoroso!
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Just popped the neighbor's cat. The Vampire Lestat does NOT clean up cat poo in his courtyard more than once.
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