Me again gc, the invalidator of feelings...

Why am I the only person in this city who doesn’t believe in walking 2 inches away from everyone

I know I’m home when I see Barbara Beers ads. Does that woman ever sleep??

Wow, I might actually have to retire my @lastfm account. I was hanging on with a Chrome plugin that is no longer supported. What an amazing archive I have amassed in 19 years, though...!

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My to-do list for Germany is mostly eating things.

Just wanna thank those who gave us an extra office day, I hope you were commuting for three hours today like I was 🫡

Well I guess I should listen to this

As I am on the bus right now, I will have to skip this one because singing aloud will be involuntary.

#OttawaNightmares if Maman came to life and tormented the city.

When you send someone a referral code and they actually use it 🥹

To the guy I saw on the train this morning who looked like an extra from the Beat It video... who the hell are you and can we be friends?

Still.

Me: Hey I saw this and I thought you’d be into it. My friends, sometimes: Cool but I am going to list you all of the reasons why I’m not into it. Me: Okay.

When you leave this world, do you really want your legacy to be “he smelled like a litter box?”

I don't think this song is ever going to leave my brain this winter.

Unfollowing at the first sign of bs in 2025 💅🏻

Uugghhhh

Thank you @OC_Transpo for this attempt at teaching this dumbass city about transit etiquette. Next, arm the drivers and fare cops with tasers 🤭

I have another one. Maybe this is straddling boomer… No one spellchecks their hard captions. The homonyms of the world are running amok.