
fou
@lepuppeteerfou
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currently drawing your favorite things. talentless but connected. professional moron.
Joined September 2022
i want you guys to tell me your favorite things, objects, animals, anything. no asking questions.
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i was gooning to sophie rains big curves but then a goonlock puppet showed up on my feed and i got instant clarity.
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proud to announce the goonlock. this little motherfucker is staring at your phone seeing your doomer dopamine fried brain doomscrolling. make sure to retweet this post so that the goonlock shows up at least somewhere within 5 minutes of doomscrolling. say no to post nut clarity.
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i skipped one day of gym 3 rest days instead of 2. terrible things.
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how awesome, gizmo the imaginary kitten childrens book
🚨Worried about runes exposure? Fear not, Blizzy has you covered! A brand new children’s book to spark imagination and bedtime giggles for all! Hopefully we can garner even more wizards, witches, and imaginary friends with some illustrative fun! Now available on Amazon, link
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welcome to the shed
Just picked up a Bitcoin Puppet. This mf already called me broke and told me to “not touch his grass.” I think we’re gonna get along just fine. 🧡 #BitcoinPuppets
@BitcoinPuppets
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i think the balding process has started. it appears my hair has stopped growing (or very very slowly) as ive not needed a haircut in almost 6 weeks. this is concerning. do i get finasteride or some shit? idk if im ready to be bald. also hair implants seem disgusting so idk if
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the best use case ive seen so far on Ordinals is people inscribing recordings of their farts on the Bitcoin blockchain forever.
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the bounce from the black swan event will be studied for generations to come https://t.co/UKQGTXubbp
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Some Discord servers are straight-up cesspools Still using 'gay' as an insult in 2025 doesn’t make you cool, it just screams brain rot Just left this one (THE SHED, @lepuppeteerfou discord), already feeling better
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🚨 As requested by the community, we built a wash trade detector! https://t.co/PJF8YKwqU7 🔍 Analyzes up to 5,000 recent txs 📊 Assigns a project score ⚙️ Powered by a lightweight JS version of my LLM tool (free to use!) Beta will improve Built for the community —
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