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medical marijuana patient. iced coffee enthusiast. expert overthinker. updating my top 8 soon. not that interesting but pretty good at smoking weed.

boston ๐Ÿ“ mass
Joined January 2020
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This bong lives in my mind rent free
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*packing the bong* ok who wants to say grace
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Me hosting when I have guests over
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โ€œGirls who smoke weed are so cuteโ€ Me smoking weed:
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Whatโ€™s wrong babe? Youโ€™ve barely hit the Barack Obonga
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Babe whatโ€™s wrong youโ€™ve barely touched the ganjabread house
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Me whenever I see the number 420
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Me showing up to the movie theaters on July 21st
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โ€œAre you on your way?โ€ Me still at home:
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You smoke at parties, I get stoned to fold my laundry. We are not the same
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Dispensary packaging is doing toooo much bc WHY am I pulling out pliers to get my shit open?? Iโ€™m literally just a girl
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High THC percentage does not automatically translate to good weed
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Puff puff pass
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@_marleylovee Thatโ€™s why it stays in my mind instead ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me in my room after I cut everyone off for personal peace
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Do ya mind if we smoke this joint outside, cause itโ€™s nice out and we can get hiiiigggggghhh
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Iโ€™m not a mom yet but I have to imagine that the most expensive part of having kids is all the weed you need to smoke
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โ€œMaRiJuAnA iS nOt A cHrIsTmAs PrEsEnTโ€ Why the fuck not? It makes me holly and jolly.
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โ€œWhy are you having ice cream and a blunt for dinner?โ€
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Pot girl summer. We out here smoking from sunrise til sunset everyday idc idc
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As we get closer to Halloween, please keep in mind: No stoner in the world likes your kid enough to just give them their edibles.
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Bonsai cannabis plants exist and I thinkkkk I need at least 5. ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿƒ
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Your turn
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The CDC now recommends that you smoke two joints before you smoke two joints then smoke two more
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Weed is better than alcohol โ“˜ This claim is true.
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Get up and smoke weed in the woods
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Me stoned at the gas station looking for a lil snacky snack
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If the bottom of your lighter looks like this, just know that I know
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But we will feed you alcohol all night โœจ
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Smoking weed does not make you a bad parent. People are wild for even insinuating that kind of shit
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Come smoke this with me
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My coworkers are all hungover from yesterdayโ€™s St Patrickโ€™s Day parade and Iโ€™m all content sitting here like
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Weed is quite literally the duct tape that is holding my brain together
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Unpopular opinion: Real stoners donโ€™t have to flex how much they smoke
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My ex used to always complain about how often I like to smoke weed. The man Iโ€™m with now goes to the dispensary for me, buys me my favorite munchies, and always has one rolled for me ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
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Quitting weed is definitely one of the best decisions that I won't make
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This post I saw in a stoner group on Facebook had me in tears ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Stoners wonโ€™t ask for a lighter. We flick an invisible one till someone finally hands us one ๐Ÿ˜‚
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โ€œALl wATeR tASteS tHe sAMeโ€ Ok so drink the bong water then tf
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I need friends that are ready to smoke weed at 7am sharp
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โ€œYou smoke weed first thing in the morning? ๐Ÿฅดโ€ Yes because Iโ€™m sorry remind me again what time does weed open????
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Happy Sunday. Who is waking and baking with me?
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Okay hear me out: a party bus, but instead of drinking we just smoke stupid amounts of weed. Call it Cannabus.
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Smelling weed in public for me is like when the cartoon character smells the little baked pie cooling off on the windowsill
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Wanna match?
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Smoking is infinitely better than drinking. Iโ€™d rather be a stoner than have a hangover ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Seth Rogen came out of quarantine with pretty vases and ashtrays he made AND his own line of weed. And people want to call stoners lazy???
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The girls who thought the moon was following them during a car ride when they were younger are into astrology now
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The stoner urge to smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then smoke two more
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I just used a THC bath bomb for the first time ever and now I feel like a cooked noodle
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I canโ€™t talk rn, Iโ€™m doing pot head shit
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Anyone have a light?
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Edible high, blunt high, and pen high are all different highs
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โ€œWeed is a gateway drugโ€ a gateway to what? Cleaning my house? A nap? A delightful little sandwich, perhaps?
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Smoked a jay in the woods today
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A relationship should be 50/50. He buys the weed and I smoke it all
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Not a want but a need
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What if all the money youโ€™ve ever spent on weed, just came back to you one day ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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When they drink regularly but shame people for smoking weed ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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โ€œWhat do you like to do after work?โ€ Literally this and nothing else
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*taps bong with lighter* Iโ€™d like to make a toast
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You can see the exact moment where my soul leaves my body
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*packing a bong* okay who wants to say grace
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My idea of meal prepping is smoking weed before I eat to ensure I have an appetite
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Me after smoking a blunt by myself
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Bong rips in a bikini just hit different ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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I just want to smoke weed for a living. Is that too much to ask for
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Me: โ˜น๏ธ My bong: เฅฐยฐโ‚’เงนเน ยฐ โ‚’เงนเน ยฐ Me: ๐Ÿ™‚
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Girls just wanna have blunts ๐ŸŽถ
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Me omw home after I just dropped over $300 at the dispensary
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When someone with an alcohol problem tells me I have a weed problem
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An Amazon package a day keeps the sadness away โœจ
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I really wish I lived in a world where smoking weed was as normalized as drinking alcohol is
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Me immediately when I get home from work
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I never show my face on here so hi
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Youโ€™re smoking deep fried DICK if you think Iโ€™m not showing up stoned asf to any kind of function lol
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Am I the only stoner who dgaf about using eye drops? Like the redder the better when it comes to my eyes after I smoke ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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People who donโ€™t smoke weed impress tf out of me like you really just happy to be here ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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โ€œALl WaTeR tAsTeS tHe SaMeโ€ Excuse me have you ever tasted bong water??
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Today is my plugโ€™s birthday and her cake did NOT miss ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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He is handsome
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Normalize coughing your lungs out when smoking weed cause if you ainโ€™t chokin, you ainโ€™t smokin ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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I need more chill, drama-free stoner friends to follow on here. So like this tweet if youโ€™re cool and like to smoke weed ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ
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At this point my blood type is THC
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Iโ€™m that cousin you want to go โ€œtake a walkโ€ with on Thanksgiving
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โ€œOnce Covid is overโ€ is really starting to sound a lot like โ€œonce I quit smoking weedโ€
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โ€œI can out drink youโ€ ๐Ÿคช Me: Youโ€™re absolutely right you can, now pass me the weed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ok quick question: how old is everyone here? Because I turned 28 this year and let me tell you, sometimes I feel ELDERLY on this app. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Tolerance break? You mean the seven hours Iโ€™m asleep every night?
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There are two types of people in the world: people who smoke weed and people who need to
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The real 10 year challenge
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Vaccinated or not, please make sure you clean your bong on a regular basis
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I like to smoke weed on my way to smoke weed
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If you like weed more than you like people you are my cousin ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ say hey cousin
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For once, I am โœจaboveโœจ average.
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You smoke weed at parties, I get stoned to do the dishes. We are not the same
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*stops crying to hit the bong*
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Me: Wow summer is almost here, I canโ€™t wait to wear all the cute fits ๐Ÿ˜ Me when summerโ€™s here:
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4 years
I wanna meet a female who can smoke 3 blunts & still wanna roll up
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Me after I break up weed w my fingers
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