My brother is married to my best friend. I introduced them. I told my best friend when they got married that if I ever had to choose, it would always be my brother. #Dateline.

I don’t understand why pumpkin wouldn’t want to keep the same last name as her children. #MamaJuneFamilyCrisis.#MamaJune.

I really only kept watching #MamaJuneFamilyCrisis because I like Pumpkin and Josh. But now that they’re not together, there’s really nothing good about the show. Especially with her dating his cousin. GROSS! #MamaJune.

I just have to say I’m from Texas and this is not how we act. These people are trash. #belowdeck.

Did I just see Captain Kerry pouring himself a glass of wine? I thought he didn’t drink. #belowdeck.

I just can’t watch Gino date again. It’s like a fish flopping around on the dock. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter.#90DayFiance.

Amini if you can’t trust her about money you can’t trust her with your husband. #90DayFianceTellAll.#90DayFiance.

RT @Pitcrewprincess: What in the actual what??!!! Amani and Brenda/Any have NEVER had sex together??!!!!! WTH??? THAT'S why she chose Matt,….

If big Ed’s pink suit jacket rides up any further in the back it’s going to be over his head. #90DayFianceTellAll.#90DayFiance.

Just now catching up on the #90DayFianceTellAll and I have to say, Dan brings nothing to the conversation about Shekinah and Sarper, except his unquenching thirst for Shekinah.

I think I’m prejudice against the white M&Ms in the red white and blue Fourth of July bags.

It’s weird to me that Suki keeps asking Cody and Robyn questions, like anyone cares. #sisterwives.

I really hate these documentaries episodes. #therookie.

Can they fire Tammy? I’m so sick of her attitude. It’s gotten worse since she lost weight. #1000lbSisters.

Why is Sophie sitting on the floor of a public bathroom? Disgusting! #TheLastResort.

And who knew Florian would be the voice of reason?! #TheLastResort.

So tired of Natalie’s victim mentality. Don’t get me wrong, Josh is a dick. But Natalie is a train wreck. #TheLastResort.

Knowing what Bronwyn did for that dog that bit her just makes me love her even more. She’s a true animal of her. #RHOSLC #RHOSLCReunion.

RT @RadziwillLee: When we talk about wanting old #RHONY back, we mean this level of petty aggression.

Burgess and Ruzek never got married right? I just can’t remember. #OneChicago.