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I do a lot of things, and have plenty of things I should be doing other than Twitter.
Last Stop Saloon
Joined October 2022
The interviewer had a civic duty to hit her with a small brick the size of a medium brick and just… didn’t. Coward.
OpenAI's Mira Murati: "some creative jobs maybe will go away, but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place"
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Red flags 🚩 🚩🚩🚩.• Slams doors.• Dogs don’t like him.• Anti-Chiitan.
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• Snuck in to event to set up after declining legit method….• Has crumby AI fake account(s?) that specifically defends company so he doesn’t have to….• Only apologized when caught….• NFT pfp…. Why is the average ‘techbro’ just the worst POS on the planet?.
@bantamtools @WilliamOsman Bre here, Bantam Tools CEO. We’ve reached out to William to try to make things right. There’s been a lot of attention on this. I didn’t really understand the event or how we would fit into it, so I sent an employee. We finished a prototype and were excited to share it and at that.
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[Nintendo Boardroom].So we need a new Zelda game. Any ideas?. Players have always wanted to play as Zelda, want to do that?. Ooo I like it. How the tables have turned…. *Writing tables in huge font on a whiteboard* NOW the ideas are flowing! Okay what else?.
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RT @ClaireSassman: Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage.….
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RT @Galena_Bismon: @DrewGamblord Idk but people who like stuff that could end their relationship deserve to be dumped.
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PLEASE PLEASE HIRE ME AS A DJ!!! PLEASE I’M DOING SOMETHING!!!!!. Frank Sinatra: in other wooooords… IN other woooords… I…. Loooooooove…. Soulja Boy: YOUUUUUUUUU *steel pan*.
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The last few months of dealing with banks, realtors, lawyers, tours… all of it was so extremely catered to AllAmericanSportsFan1991. I’m glad we’re finally getting to the finish line, but I’m so socially fatigued it’s unreal.
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Potentially hot take, house-buying has gotten to the point (as a process) where it is unbelievably easier to get one as an extrovert with zero money, 50/50 shot of losing it to missed payments, than as an introvert who’s extremely well put together.
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Evil-doers who captured me: TELL ME WHO YOU WORK FOR!!!. Me: NEVER! *bites down on 80 to 500 apple seeds*.
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Awesome ideas that would make you a loser to do IRL:. Naming eras of your life after people you were dating. “Ah the Shannonian days. Much nicer than the Amber Epoch, but I still prefer the Jessicarassic period.”.
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I’m glad I’m not more seriously hurt, but I’ve had a much SMALLER injury and they called me 10 times a day for a week trying to catch me missing a detail in my retelling. :/.Happy to be okay, understanding that everyone is just doing their jobs, just pissed off that I gotta do it.
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Minor injury at work let’s gooo guess who now needs to do 500 interviews, a drug test, and sign an incident notice in like a month about some “anonymous moron who hurt himself last month doing bla bla bla”.
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Honestly at this point my likes are 90% anime girls and vtuber fanart from just spam-liking it for 48 hours so I should probably consider making that tab private because I look insane.
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