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That which shall bring about the Roaring. No, I am NOT Jolly I HATE december. I am so awesome.

She/It's
Joined November 2025
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
2 days
This. This is where the game begins. And now we've so many players, don't we? This is for all of who'd wish to impede me: Let. Us. Dance.
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@ZoteTheGuardian
THE VALIANT(jolly)
12 hours
1/3, [The Valiant stood motionless, lost in thought, his mind tangled in something far deeper than he realized],
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@wabatesh
Wabatesh
17 hours
have you guys seen this festive ah video
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
12 hours
Then our deal resumes.
@ZMigthy
THE DREAM GUARDIAN
13 hours
TehehehehehehHAAAHAHAHHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA PATHETIC *The guardian sinks his claws into Fantom's chest and tears it open, ripping out his soul in a bloody spectacle* @learnedhedge I have the red filth I'll take care of the bodie
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
13 hours
//also I don't know if it was obvious but low engagement tmrw
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
13 hours
//okay I'm OUTIE FOR THE DAY IF YOU NEED ME, THEN @ ME UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
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@michaels_j23379
The Jellyfish Man
15 hours
@surlyPureVessel "Quote of shame" and it's based as fuck
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
13 hours
Okay I now firmly believe that the Citadel is just not a threat anymore with what my informants are telling me. //what a wonderful day to have notifications on for the citadel group chat...
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
13 hours
Have fun seeking that which does not exist, Child of Silk. I look forward to our dance at the end of fate.
@SilkboundFencer
Phantom
13 hours
(. . . I'll seek my own freedom, regardless)
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
Very well. Have fun with that corruptor, Silken Child. I hope you enjoy being controlled again. Just the same as your mother used to..
@SilkboundFencer
Phantom
14 hours
(it doesn't like you...and I'm used to hell, if it means keeping Pharloom and Hallownest safe then consider me a threat to your cause, okay?) [They seem.... determined]
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
I'd not consider myself a threat, silk.. thing. But rather, a benefactor. One that can help you soar, or one that will make your eternity hell. Does it tell you that I'm lying? Does it help you 'defy' your instincts? Consider why it might do that, 'Phantom.'
@SilkboundFencer
Phantom
14 hours
[They grip the weapon more] (I don't trust that, but why would I?) (You seem like a threat, and if anything leads to battling then...)
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
I'm well aware the path to paradise is not for me. I am also aware that paradise does not exist. That THING will take control of you when it wants to, it will follow its own bidding despite you. It's not your ally.
@SilkboundFencer
Phantom
14 hours
[Do you think I'm scared of you?] [A knight on the side of evil has no place in whatever paradise they seek, hehehe]
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
[It lets out a laugh that makes you feel sick] Do you think that *thing* is your friend?
@SilkboundFencer
Phantom
14 hours
[They would take a step back and raise their weapon] [Seems like thats a no]
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
Give it to me, I'll keep it safe for you. [Its hand twitches with rage..]
@SilkboundFencer
Phantom
14 hours
(it did help me escape my prison....) (It would be cruel to just....leave it alone)
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
*bearing
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
I don't know. Do you intend on hearing that SOUL?
@SilkboundFencer
Phantom
14 hours
(. . .who's this ...) (Should I be worried...?)
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
14 hours
I'm going to kill someone. OF COURSE THE SOUL IS OUT. OF. COURSE. Lesson learnt. Allies are not effective if left to their own merit. To all of my barons, I hope you know the consequence for failure will be death. Guard your fountain with EVERYTHING you can muster.
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
15 hours
I... Hm. Thank you, giftgiver. I'll cherish it.
@Last_Stag_HK
Last Stag
15 hours
For @learnedhedge , i've gotten you a guitar, i hope you like it
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
18 hours
Woah, there's a friend inside m y strawpage
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@learnedhedge
The (HK Parody) Roaring Knight.
18 hours
...okay.
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@AbyssLight60380
"Former" Abyss Lighthouse Keeper
1 day
(2/2) I suppose this means I am allied with @learnedhedge and their colleagues, which I surprising feel happy to be allied with them and their power I should be heading back to Pharloom and @black_trobbio soon, hopefully the Citadel destruction has calmed down for the time being
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