Can’t believe I just misplaced my appetite

1995: born 2000: new millennium! 2004: 1st new york visit 2010: extreme uncertainty 2017: buys vitamix 2019: posts this draft

When it’s looking dark, punch the future in the FACE

Funny how Narragansett oysters with a kombu minionette and a Sancerre Rosé are a fine meal at 6pm, while a mysterious number of Brooklyn lagers and bodega sandwiches are the finest meal at 1am

There’s truly no suspense like Toy Story suspense

organize your dirty dishes: instantly feel better about yourself

Mitski is wonderful and everyone should know it!

Learning as much as I can, forgiving myself as I go hunny.

Thus far, 24 feels like what I thought 16 would feel like. (Emotionally.) Heads up!

Kurt Vile is a beautiful human being.

I miss NYC. Acquiring almond milk and rice cakes past 1am is nearly impossible in Orlando.

The most dangerous thing about house sitting is the recliner chair. This is a note to self to never own a recliner chair.

pretty sure even the most passionate of nonconformists turn right on red

Goals for the rest of January: stop being an idiot

All tomato basil soups taste the same

what a day

Really crazy how your dog manages to not poop when you’re in a rush like even when you’d definitely do it for him if HE was in a rush SMH

Why are there spiders in my car? I repeat: why are there fucking spiders in my car?

Tfw when your dog’s name is literally scrrrrrrrrrr

Me after one cocktail: Anyone want to cuddle and watch Spanglish? Maybe share a loaf of bread?