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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
11 months
@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
11 months
β € π’ˆa͟ve me π‘π‘œπ‘œπ‘˜π‘–π‘’, 𝓰o͟t you π‘π‘œπ‘œπ‘˜π‘–π‘’!
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‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € my finger foods are better than your… imported cheeses. the fridge smells like cheese, man.
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
please do so . i can’t stand having your child finger food in my kitchen .
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € i’m not stealing. im borrowing.
@snarkylove
α…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆
5 months
γ…€ i always knew you were a thief , miller ! γ…€
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € OHβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”! hey, jess! whatcha… uh.. whatcha doin’ awake?
@crowesmov
π”’ππ‹π˜ π““ΝŸα΄‡ΝŸα΄€ΝŸα΄›ΝŸΚœΝŸ.
5 months
α…  ??? α… 
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € …after all we’ve been through. βͺ … ❫ fine, but i’m taking my chicken fingers and fries with me.
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
well , yes .
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € delete that.
@snarkylove
α…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆
5 months
γ…€ *πŸ“Έ γ…€
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € are you KICKING me OUT, schmidt?
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
so . . . shoo . go . go away . leave .
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € βͺ ignore the fact that he’s been late on his share for the last two months, and collectively owes schmidt and winston over $200. ❫
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € we pay the same amount of rent?
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € ???:?;!$,&?&
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
maybe stop being a fat lazy couch potato , like you always are , and move somewhere that you won’t hear me speaking to cecelia ???
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € βͺ swiping a $20 from the jar when nobody’s looking; he wants pizza. ❫
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € stop being so dramatic! they’re totally fine to eat. βͺ leaving them out now, out of spite. ❫
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
i think i’m going to be sick . ( even heavier gagging . it’s probably best for nick just to throw the charred food out . )
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € you think i WANTED to hear that?
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
i wasn’t even speaking to you , you eavesdropping scoundrel .
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € schmidt. jar.
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
that is 100 % not jar worthy and you Know it .
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € i forgot to take them out. sue me. and besides… they’re still edible.
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
that is DISGRACEFUL . and to do it on my pans ? you are a disgusting maβ€”- ( * even more gagging )
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@crowesmov
π”’ππ‹π˜ π““ΝŸα΄‡ΝŸα΄€ΝŸα΄›ΝŸΚœΝŸ.
5 months
α…  temporary PINNED for JESSICA DAY … ✏️* β€” ALL THE STARS ARE CLOSER .. she / her. new girls, sitcom verses. muse &. mun are adults, MDNI. α… 
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € πŸ‘‰πŸ«™πŸ’΅πŸ«©.
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
@snarkylove mami ? mamacita ?
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € oh, COME ON. now you’re just being dramatic.
@douchebagsjars
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔱wenty ‍‍‍‍ π§ΝŸπ—ΆΝŸπ—»ΝŸπ—²ΝŸ .ᐟ
5 months
( * loud gagging noises )
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € …….? no? what?
@snarkylove
α…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆
5 months
γ…€ that’s . . . ( grimaces as the smell wafts into her nose ) you’re seriously not gonna eat that ? γ…€
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € tch, how could i burn down the *π‘™π‘œπ‘“π‘‘ with chicken fingers and fries? they’re so tiny. you’re funny, cece.
@snarkylove
α…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆
5 months
γ…€ how you didn’t burn down the apartment is beyond me . γ…€
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@lawtends
‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.
5 months
β € πŸ˜‹
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