Millennial Curmudgeon
@lawn_destroya
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Wandering and noticing
The Wasteland
Joined December 2020
Yes
you ever think about the fact that birds are dinosaurs
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Say what you will, but The New Yorker posts better handjobs than you'll find on OnlyFans
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Making this face when I say cuke
Calling a cucumber a "cuke" feels like using a slur
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Calling a cucumber a "cuke" feels like using a slur
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Do raspberry preserves, next
“Sorry babe, can’t come over, I’m testing the structural integrity of smuckers strawberry jam”
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"DESTROY that bitch's ego! Remember: she's just like your ex who cheated on you. But you're a stoic, now. She can't hurt you anymore. Prove what a big strong man you are by taking it out on every woman who doesn't know her place." The stoics are not ok
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You watch ONE video on how to navigate corporate culture or deal with annoying people at work, and your YouTube algo looks like this
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Words don't have meanings. They have usages.
Why doesn’t anyone know what decimate means?
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balk
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MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
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Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick
Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, received a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan in WBC 👏
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“Don’t siege Leningrad just take it.”
🚨 "Trump is “getting tired” of Iran war and has been asking his generals why is it taking long for Iran's surrender."
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Uranus is "leaking" and scientists are seriously concerned
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@OfficialLiamo Donald Trump trafficked KIDS to Jeffrey Epstein through his Miss Teen USA pagent.
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Mimicking this technique as a defense against office politics
A tortoise beetle larva carrying a defensive shield made from its own waste and shed skins. https://t.co/unZuiKAlcE
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Reading this at 39 years old: "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
The craziest thing you’ll read today: Harrison Barnes’ 364-game Ironman streak ended yesterday after he woke up from a pregame nap with significant ankle soreness. Insane.
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The inconvenience of explaining to my mother and the priest why I viciously beat your ass inside of a church will be more than worth it.
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always think twice about calling 911. this is an extreme example (below) but often, callers will live to regret summoning law enforcement into their houses since what shows up isn't "law enforcement" in the ideal abstract but one or two individuals with guns whom you do not know
Woman calls 911 to ask for help because her ex-boyfriend was threatening to shoot her, rather than send help the police chief personally calls the ex-bf to warn him that the woman is trying to get him arrested prompting him to go to her home & shoot her. https://t.co/yeeHTYK3iL
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I have reached level 35 autism, the max level. I require DLC to grow more powerful
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I'm legitimately surprised they didn't call it "Operation Epic Bacon"
OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸
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Phoenix PD really out here asking "How can we use Iran as an excuse to shoot more of our own citizens? 🤔"
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