lynn 🦭
@lavenderpheal
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24 | she/they | golden pig lover | live, laugh, lesbian
phannie since 2015
Joined October 2022
me: gee i wish there were some way to separate two parts of this sentence the humble comma:
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just remembered that phil potted a plant in the middle of their bedroom and then forgot(?), boiled the dirt with milk and sugar & convinced everyone including dan that they had brought a ghost back from a haunted bog .. like you can’t make it up
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hes holding on by his toes
let's edit things into dan's hand! here's my contribution: the emo axolotl plushie that looks like amazingphil from 2009 :D
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same guy who said he sold an axe to a child because he was too socially anxious to say no
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you guys dont have to come with me, but im revisiting this… ok?
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phiw yearns to be garlic
@obviouslacking @dnpissms they need to tie a lil bun on top of his head so he really looks like it omg
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STOP PUTTING THIS ON MY TL WHILE IM AT WORK
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hes been stuck in that position for 8 years now 😔
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