Lauren
@laurennUTD
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It’s glory and honour, the great man he said. There’s nothing on earth like being a red 🇾🇪
Manchester
Joined July 2023
Just been at the care home with my grandad who’s got dementia. Can’t remember owt really except United. Talked about 93 as one of his best memories and we found him (& dad’s cousin in the green) on The United Way doc… here he is, popping up with that tash 🤣❤️🤍🖤
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That Fanalysis truly is the epitome of modern football 😂 some of the desperados attached to it, desperate for ‘fame’
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Obviously I had to buy it for my dad considering he’s front and centre on the cover 😂🇾🇪 @1990sUtd
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The donkeys at Heaton Park have died. Today has been a terrible day.
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Just absolutely vile behaviour. Never mind having those sorts of views, but filming yourself saying those words out in public… so hateful. Sooo not surprised.
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So scummy. Abercromby will be next with a suspicious fire.
Hotspur Press to be demolished and replaced with flats
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At this point it’s giving this:
What happens when Man United finally win five in a row? The United Strand is on a mission to stay relevant… 18+ GambleAware
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Went to the little pop up exhibition in Stretford yesterday. Enjoyed it 😊🇾🇪
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But then again, why would I give a shit about bitter bloo gimps like this? Excuses or facts?
Rag with excuses…. 😂😂
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None of us can look past the silly attempts at rivalry, or actual rivalry, long enough to realise we’ve got more in common than we haven’t and that we’re all under a targeted and coordinated attack by PL clubs to make loyalty as difficult as possible.
The new Newcastle United Overseas fans won’t ever be forced around the ground for a check like this sham used to free up seats for tourists.
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Oversubscribed for every away game. There’s empty seats cause people group together with their mates. The amount of tweets this lad has done about us since Wednesday you’d think we beat them and they beat city 😂 so obsessed with a one-way rivalry.
I’m usually very impressed with Man Utd away fans, but empty seats, quiet for the large majority of the game, only every sung about Shearer, quite embarrassing for what is usually a very solid away support.
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I’d love to get an email from absolutely any company these last few years saying ‘good news, your price is going down’ 😂
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Read 19 books this year for anyone who’s arsed. Just on my 20th, a nice 737 pages (!) short novel A Little Life
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The Americanisation of football will be the very worst thing to happen to it, of all things that have and will happen.
FIFA will allow broadcasters to cut away to advertisements during the “hydration breaks” that will split up each half of every 2026 World Cup match, multiple people briefed on the guidelines or with direct knowledge of them told The Athletic. Soccer’s global governing body
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Me at work this morning after taking the piss out of a liverpool fan yesterday:
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