Absolutely not. Don't piss me off with this forced nickname.

I still cannot grasp how people just simply learn and remember a line dance

People actually still own cd players?

You can never convince me a normal, healthy person will ever be a life coach

Why does time go by so quickly? It’s actually not fair waaaaah

Why is the funniest part of Taylor gaining the rights back to her masters the confession that she hadn’t even re-recorded a quarter of reputation yet 🤡 🤡 🤡

I miss Kesha’s dollar sign

i love that the younger generation is discovering old makeup products that i loved and forgot about

I’m gonna be so honest. I’ve played the Sims 4 for like 10 years now and only just realized today that there are no robbers in the game

Tried to get back into Love is Blind but why did they announce it was the biggest cast ever only to focus on the same 4 people the majority of the time?

I blinked and January is halfway over

some people play video games like their only goal is never to have to play it again

I still don’t understand how everyone learns line dances and who decides which one is THE official one

You don’t have to engage with things that upset you 24/7 even if people make you think you have a duty to

Welp. I still have a 1% chance of winning my fantasy football match up this week. I do so much better when I don’t try at all and forget to set my line up.

I swear Microsoft knocks off good products and makes them so much worse with way too much forced integration with other Microsoft products rather than keeping it simple.

the mid-2000’s pop punk band member to real estate agent pipeline is real

Is the band Cartel okay mentally after that whole band in a bubble thing?

I can’t comprehend how people learn line dances and remember them all

Is dental office core a music genre? I think it might be my favorite these days