
laura 🦋
@laurarella
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probably double fisting yerbamate under a disco ball somewhere 🪩✨ ♍︎ sun ♉︎ moon ♊︎ rising • 🧡🤍🩷
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
this website/app has gone to absolute horse shit since el0n took over and ruined everything that made the OG twitter so much fun anyways… I finally succumbed to peer pressure and am hauling my ass over to bluesky now — so ya follow me over there i guess… or don’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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genuinely and seriously considering talking to my primary healthcare practitioner, a woman who I’ve known and been treated by since I was in elementary school, about the steps I’d need to take in order to have an elective tubal ligation surgery… i‘m being so dead serious rn
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Sarah McBride just became the first trans member of the House of Representatives, winning in Delaware!
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It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today: – Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them.
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I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to
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i’m at a sapphic party watching a live painting of a nude model while “gypsy” by fleetwood mac plays in the background… I love it here
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umm.,. WHY DID FLEETWOOD MAC JUST CREATE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT ??????
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TMZ being like “yeah we obtained a picture of liam payne’s dead body” what the fuck is wrong with them literally
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not even 24 hours live on spotify and it’s taken the #1 spot on my on repeat playlist 🤭
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i’m not above doing something super extra/cringey solely for the plot
@bigsullyt plz @charli_xcx @troyesivan I’m not trying to RUSH things w/ this Girl (so confusing) but tbh I think about it all the time… I Might Say Something Stupid if we don’t take our flirty Talk Talk off Hinge & on a first date ASAP. So I GUESS I’m asking if you’ll help us SWEAT? 💚👯♀️💦
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a pretty girl that i’ve been talking to for a week on hinge wants our first date to be the SWEAT tour in LA so this is me shooting my shot to find two t*ckets for the 15th that aren’t a bajillion dollars 😅💦
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the way i need the 365 shygirl remix to be injected straight into my carotid artery immediately
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