Laura Gallisá
@lauragallisa
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AuDHD human designing at @material_sec. cool wife of @alexisg.
Long Island, NY
Joined January 2009
I had a bagel for breakfast and now I'm going to have a bagel for lunch.
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Just overheard @alexisg say "set our foot in the sand" instead of "put our stake in the ground" 🥲.
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“It was so great talking to you, thank you for letting me change the baby’s diaper” is my favorite quote from #TheBachelor premiere.
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I was going to tweet “Is being lucky the secular version of being blessed” but I forgot the word for “secular” and almost tweeted “equestrial”, “celestial”, and “sequial” before giving up on the tweet, except I didn’t give up because the tweet is here🐴.
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10% luck.20% skill.15% concentrated power of will.5% pleasure.50% trying to remember why i opened the new tab.and 100% reason to remember the name.
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I designed a website dedicated to facts about moths when I was about 8. I still have some broken pages from my Neopets fan site from when I was 9, including this very fine HTML tutorial:
To my designers,. How old were you when you started designing, and how old are you now?.
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i really nailed the naming of size variants for this component
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Twitter Blue 🔵 $8.00.Twitter Boo 👻 $15.00.Twitter Poo 💩 $958.00.Twitter Hue 🌈 $74.00.Twitter Glue 🧴Free.Twitter Chew 🍽️ $8.50.Twitter Clue 🕵️♀️$19.95.Twitter Moo 🐮$5.68.Twitter Do ✔️ $1.99.Twitter Eww 🤢 $9,999.99.Twitter Pew ⛪️ $4.99.
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can someone just make the next social media a neopets thing so that i can finally experience happiness on the internet.
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Me, feeling peaceful:.Hey Google, what’s 285 divided by 26?. Google, feeling chaotic:.2,894,242 divided by 5 is 578,848. And did you know that you can save a calculation so that you can always divide 2,894,242 by 5? Say, “Hey Google, save the calculation 2,894,242 divided by 5!”.
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I guess I was busy when dynamic island was originally announced so for a few weeks I thought it was a new reality dating show and now my brain permanently thinks that it is a reality dating show.
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Yesterday I accidentally turned off the beeping sounds on my microwave, but I still can't figure out which buttons I pressed to achieve this most glorious accomplishment.
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Also, we're hiring designers & engineers — if you love this kind of stuff too, I'd love to chat. Reach out!.
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