I was coming to visit my rich friend and I bargained with the boda guy... so when we reached the big ass house... guy said "muli bagaga laba enyumba zemusulamu naye oganye okunyongela mu olukumi" 😂😂😂😂 😂
I just gave him his ka extra 1k.
a vet doc in mukono just slit his own throat with a knife... from the depression of losing his wife to covid 19 and he was positive too.. 💔.. unfunny times..
I be chilling... eating my food... and I randomly remember when I bargained with the boda guy and he asked me how I manage to look like money yet I don't have any...
my boy is really getting engaged to his childhood sweetheart.. 😭😭💚....
we used to be playing water gun battles nga that lu girl cheats.... u shoot her and she keeps running😒... they started arguing from there.... now they are getting married... me I'm here getting high.
Awwwwwwwwww...a random baby gave another random baby (both being carried by their unwatching moms) his piece of cassava.. and the other baby ate it... 😭😭💚
idk how ppl with big accounts do it..... too many interactions are oba discomforting .... I just be tweeting for my bu 60 followers...
infact if u have a big account.... please don't rt any of my tweets. thanks. mgt.
u guys... a NUP guy from my vicinity was kidnapped last night...wtf.
apparently a stranger came to his place ati asking for directions ..(what his neighbours believe was sth the stranger did just to see him & confirm his identity)...
just found this while reorganizing my stuff... 💚... the woman that gave it to me between kisses is now married with a baby on the way 😭... 💚💔💚💔
i really am the problem.