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Uganda If @KagutaMuseveni lost the bush war:
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@lastgreenhippy
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 bitandise.... my fuccing ribs.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@LaytonEWilliams Kurt Cobain died before I was even born but I have never healed.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@imanijynee the roach when I wake up and switch on my light:
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@lastgreenhippy
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@theinfamousyr this guy dropped this beauty and dipped for good.
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@lastgreenhippy
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not my boda man wailing, mimicking an ambulance so that cars can move out of his way..... as in?!.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@westhehermit @chainsawhoney and your avi didn't help.
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@maaso_ana @Paulaabuin_ 😂 😂 no cap... I was 100% convinced that he was a man in a child's body.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@molcranenewman him not fixing the part I thought he was gonna fix is sending me... 🤣🤣💀
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@lastgreenhippy
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I was coming to visit my rich friend and I bargained with the boda guy... so when we reached the big ass house... guy said "muli bagaga laba enyumba zemusulamu naye oganye okunyongela mu olukumi" 😂😂😂😂 😂 I just gave him his ka extra 1k.
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@lastgreenhippy
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ppl who hate pineapples 🍍 are pretending.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@_Cordelra_ 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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@lastgreenhippy
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@Hubbs29 at this point, her body and soul was down for whatever.
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@lastgreenhippy
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😂 😂 mfs were really smashing in olevel.. while I was cramming song lyrics.. 🤦😞
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@lastgreenhippy
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someone needs to start a tiny desk Africa/Uganda version.
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@lastgreenhippy
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when a baby is running to hug u and they fall....<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 💔😭💔
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@lastgreenhippy
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@limeesky @richy_wrld @__Ongezwa 😂 😂 jus when I thought there was no comeback..
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@lastgreenhippy
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a vet doc in mukono just slit his own throat with a knife... from the depression of losing his wife to covid 19 and he was positive too.. 💔.. unfunny times..
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@lastgreenhippy
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@CasanovaThePlug not her memories are in black and white
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@lastgreenhippy
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@30SECVlDEOS 😂 I respect the person recording for not dying of laughter all through this.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@CocoMoneek my whole mood, vibe and energy just died... 💔.... may she get a quick recovery..
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@lastgreenhippy
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@WORLDSTAR @Nlechoppa1 her first steps will be like:
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@lastgreenhippy
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@sk_bongomin93 the birthday girl's handbag
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@lastgreenhippy
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falling in love is some really scary stuff.
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@lastgreenhippy
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BTW if u go through MUK and come out alive and in one piece,... u can go through anything
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@lastgreenhippy
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@Akubae_ 💔... this shit looks like the purest form of heartbreak.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@siilvacfc 🤣🤣🤣.. iam so stoned this joke hit me seconds later...
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@lastgreenhippy
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@Jeanjohny254 did someone just explode right there?!
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@lastgreenhippy
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@OnatheDon1 😂 😂 but yhoo those drums and shakers were too distracting.... plus the clapping and singing... 😭
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@lastgreenhippy
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I be chilling... eating my food... and I randomly remember when I bargained with the boda guy and he asked me how I manage to look like money yet I don't have any...
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@lastgreenhippy
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@HEBobiwine And then they have the audacity to come out and deny #UgandaIsBleeding #WeAreRemovingADictator
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@Arinkl_ 😂 😂 don't forget the shakers and singing... 😭😭
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my grandma just succumbed to covid 19 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 may her soul RIP 😔 hearing my mom cry like that <<<<<<<<<<
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@lastgreenhippy
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sth about this photo just relaxes my soul.
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@lastgreenhippy
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itesot women 🤝 beautiful surnames itesot women 🤝 surnames that begin with "A"
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@lastgreenhippy
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@lnsane_Fights 😂 😂 mfs never learn.... never mess with am man tryna protect his family... 🤣 🤣 🤣 he really warned him...
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i officially beat covid... 🎉 🎉....
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@lastgreenhippy
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@iambluebardi @iamcardib she looks so much like Cardi damn!
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@lastgreenhippy
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2/22/22 ... for mom to get whatever it is that she wants.... 🕯 🕯
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@lastgreenhippy
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@aqualady6666 this job right here....
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@lastgreenhippy
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💚fifa 14 is the GOAT btw.. good days.
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@sabs0ul awww.... 💚 she is soo smolll but why is he holding her like a laptop 😭
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@lastgreenhippy
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I love how u just can't hide it when u like someone. it's the pits.... but I still love it.
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@Cassavaflour @KevOnStage 😂.. what was the reason?!
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@lastgreenhippy
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but who was God's target market when he was creating beetroot and eshabwe?!..
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@lastgreenhippy
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me to the alcohol :
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Stop abusing alcohol...
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@diablitadeamour @hashjenni @mcsa7f awww.... cd u please give him some ice cream.... 😭 ♥
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@lastgreenhippy
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say a quick prayer for women who are pregnant in prison.
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@444molls @Jroy10_ @GawkGawkThwack 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 this thread has me rolling all the way off this planet
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@NewCuIture 😂 😂 the gang business will pay for it.
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@lastgreenhippy
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my boy is really getting engaged to his childhood sweetheart.. 😭😭💚.... we used to be playing water gun battles nga that lu girl cheats.... u shoot her and she keeps running😒... they started arguing from there.... now they are getting married... me I'm here getting high.
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ffene slaps diff when u are plucking it out of the fruit yourself.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@IMDb I stopped smoking cigarettes.
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@lastgreenhippy
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😂 😂 I really would rather cry in a mansion bro... that laughter in a hut will last like 2 minutes. 🚮
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😂 😂 I love this app.
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@lastgreenhippy
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"u have received UGX..." 🎶
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@lastgreenhippy
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#Happy420Day to all my stoners here.. 💚 spread love and kindness... #420day 💝
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@lastgreenhippy
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Y'ALL A MAN JUST ENTERED OUR COMPOUND SHOUTING NSENENE.... bye guys... enjoy your NSENENE drought alone.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@XpowervolX 🤣🤣🤣.. but honestly the drums, shakers, clapping and singing at a restaurant on such a day.... was just a wrong move.
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@_RareDefined I want that ghost tho.. 😑
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@lastgreenhippy
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@adde_asiwaju @Kaysitsofe so what's the truth behind this video?!
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lemme tell u sth.. PAIN.. PAIN, blood and sweat went into this... very well deserved .... my heart dropped with the rolex at this part
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@KahumaRaymond
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GUYS IM BACK ON YOUTUBE ❤️🔥 World's Largest Ugandan Rolex - Guinness World Record!
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@NewCuIture 😂 😂 that Gang business will pay for it.
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@lastgreenhippy
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but ugandans just never run out of insults ehh... now what does a Goat smiling in the rain look like?! 🤦🤦smh...
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sober cookies don't make sense.... cookies were made for cannabis.
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@lastgreenhippy
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it takes courage to live outside the traditional expectations of society.
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@lastgreenhippy
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not someone saying "even God sent his own son" when defending nepotism...😂😂🤦‍♂️
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@lastgreenhippy
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I will snort a kilo of chilli before I stop watching animations mbu cos I'm an adult... 🚮
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@lastgreenhippy
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@Izeeeett @sensei_lady menopause caught me offguard
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@lastgreenhippy
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an empty street, an empty house 🎶 5 y/o me : A HOLE INSIDE MY HEART.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@Kemi_yondo no matter how many times I see this photo, she always takes me out
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@lastgreenhippy
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breakfast in bed yona atte teyiise mu duvet ... 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭... 💔💔
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@lastgreenhippy
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everyone wants an itesot woman as if they are in unlimited supply.
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@lastgreenhippy
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u listen to Lana Del Rey too?!
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@lastgreenhippy
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Awwwwwwwwww...a random baby gave another random baby (both being carried by their unwatching moms) his piece of cassava.. and the other baby ate it... 😭😭💚
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idk how ppl with big accounts do it..... too many interactions are oba discomforting .... I just be tweeting for my bu 60 followers... infact if u have a big account.... please don't rt any of my tweets. thanks. mgt.
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@lastgreenhippy
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babies with names like Gilbert and Joseph wake up and go to work in the middle of the night when no one is watching.
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@lastgreenhippy
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" I'm keeping this for us to watch together ".. is a love language
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@lastgreenhippy
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u ever taken a picture and thought "yoo,, I'm actually one fine ass mf"
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@lastgreenhippy
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u guys... a NUP guy from my vicinity was kidnapped last night...wtf. apparently a stranger came to his place ati asking for directions ..(what his neighbours believe was sth the stranger did just to see him & confirm his identity)...
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"date night this,.. date night that"... some of us who have been single all our lives trying to find a tweet to relate to.
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@lastgreenhippy
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@observerug delta plus??!!.. 🙆‍♂️😂🙆‍♂️.... by the time these variants are done with us, everyone will be dead
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a cake for ppl born in nov
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@lastgreenhippy
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burying the hatchet. burying the mf
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@lastgreenhippy
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just found this while reorganizing my stuff... 💚... the woman that gave it to me between kisses is now married with a baby on the way 😭... 💚💔💚💔 i really am the problem.
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@lastgreenhippy
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home girl just introduced me to cannabis gum...gweee can't waitta see how this goes...
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@lastgreenhippy
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when I see someone spit in public :
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Who raised you? Ewwwwww
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@lastgreenhippy
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@SouthPark the link doesn't work... 😔 oh my God!!!!! they killed kenny
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@lastgreenhippy
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People who are very loud in the morning.. wagwan?!!!!!! 😑😑
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@lastgreenhippy
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😂 ucu kids call kikomando chicos 💀 ati "chicos for 2bob" ...i thought they were bringing him chikoko...
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@lastgreenhippy
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the feminine urge to ruin things that are going so well by over thinking things.
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"even when I loved you,.. I did not like you" women.
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