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Yo @NintendoAmerica send your Ultimate Game Boy of Pittsburgh a Switch 2 purchase invite

My time off request system at work has more checks and balances than the US government

Can anyone stop President Musk?

my sincere wish for 2025 is for pro tools to stop defaulting to trying to play sound out of my computer's microphone

Merry Christmas to all the family members in charge of collecting the wrapping paper scraps and throwing them in a trash bag

Knowing anything about anything really makes conspiracy theories less enjoyable

I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist

At least maybe we’ll finally get that great punk rock resurgence we were supposed to get 8 years ago?

Remember to start every work conversation today by saying WEIRD DAY HUH GUESS WE GOTTA KEEP ON DOING OUR JOBS LIKE THE FUTURE OF DEMOCRACY ISN’T AT STAKE anyway just following up on some slacks I sent last week

Remember to make a voting plan • Plot out your route on a paper map just in case • Practice filling in bubbles to make sure you don’t go outside the lines • Check to make sure it’s not Opposite Day • Clear an appropriate area on your clothing for the “I Voted” sticker

Camera man dodging raindrops to keep singing BMX mime’s face clearly in frame deserves a technical achievement Emmy

Introducing the next vice president of the United States, Swingstatey McSwingstate

Will coconut LaCroix seize the moment???

A statement from the Vox Media Union, @thrillistunion and @thedodounion on the partnership between Vox Media and OpenAI.

I got to talk about a fantastic movie with a fantastic person, @markrennie! This was so fun

I miss real quiz shows

What are your plans to evacuate us from this train. It has been close to 5 hours now.

My suggestions for how to improve The Traitors -2 pots: 1 for traitors, 1 for faithfuls - winning team gets their pot -money lost on challenges goes in traitors' pot (sabotage incentive) -banishments are worth ~$10k to faithfuls' pot if a traitor is banished and vice versa

We get it earthquakes

It’s like a tectonic plate can’t even fart without everybody and their mom going on about it