Lara Parker
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ok so oppenheimer tweets are NOT about the twins on selling sunset ?????
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to all the boys i had to get over even though we were never in a relationship
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i literally think about this instagram story from James Kennedy circa 2017 at least once a week
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“wyd”
oh just reading all the comments Dane Cook leaves on his 19-year-old girlfriend’s instagrams
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hey.
it's endometriosis awareness month.
not to be drama on main, but this disease has destroyed almost every single aspect of my life for over a decade now. i am not alone in this. it has no cure. if you have an opportunity to learn more about this disease, please do.
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dating in 2019 is matching on a dating app, texting for a day, never meeting up, then looking at each other’s Instagram stories every day until we die
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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT IF YOU HAD A POSITIVE EXPERIENCE WITH A DUDE WHO IS NOW BEING ACCUSED OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT BY MULTIPLE WOMEN
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HUGEEEE day for everyone who believed lori and jax were inappropriately close (me)
It looks like Brittany Cartwright has unfollowed Jax Taylor and her publicist, Lori on IG. Jax and Lori are currently in Canada together… with the Toms. 👀
#TheValley
#PumpRules
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@PplsCityCouncil
"los angeles is a hot mess right now" = i see houseless people in my neighborhood now and i wish i didn't have to :(
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i stopped fake laughing at jokes men make that aren’t funny and added three years to my lifespan
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i pray every single night that we get to experience another housewives season like RHOC season 10 when brooks faked having cancer. we were so lucky. i didn’t appreciate it enough in the moment.
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*gets a text*
*smiles*
*opens it*
This is an alert to let you know that 75% of your data has been used.
*cries*
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people don’t understand that asking someone with a chronic illness if they’ve tried a certain treatment option isn’t just invasive and annoying, it’s also hurtful. it makes us feel like you assume we are not actively doing everything in our power to feel better. and we are.
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this instagram story from dorinda medley helped me more than my 5 years of therapy
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i’m so tired of communicating with men. i just asked a guy three different questions about climbing fucking rocks and he didn’t bother to ask me a single question about my life??? DO YOU THINK I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ROCKS??? what are we doing here
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GUESS WHAT! I'm writing a fucking book about my vagina (and all of its problems)
#VaginaProblems
will be out in 2020 and yes, the petty part of me *does* want to send a signed copy to all the doctors who told me my pain was all in my head!
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settling for trash men just to have someone as opposed to no one IS OVER. do you hear me??? being "alone" is approximately 3,000,000 times better than sitting here questioning your self worth because some fuckin loser named Jake doesn't know how to respond to a text.
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in preparation for tonight's
#PumpRules
episode, please allow me to present my magnum opus: an investigation into how Tom Schwartz has literally always been the worst (with evidence.)
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I’m so fucking tired of people acting like being in a sick person’s life is harder than being a sick person
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stop blaming people for their chronic illnesses. it doesn’t matter how many fucking yoga classes i take or how little sugar i eat — i’ll still have endometriosis
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it’s wild that men are like “a girl broke my heart when i was 15 so i can’t commit to you now bc i’m scared :/“ meanwhile i’ve been catcalled and received about 3 million disgusting messages from men for over a decade now and i’m still out here dating men. grow up
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this week marks five years at buzzfeed. when i first started writing for the site i used to always say how lucky i was that they gave me a platform. but now i realize that i wasn't the lucky one — they were, that i chose to give them my voice, and my stories.
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what’s the term for a guy who does 100% relationship-y things for months (texts you constantly, invites you to meet his friends, says he’s not seeing anyone else, etc) but then when you ask about being in a relationship they panic?? i call them 1-800-GO-TO-THERAPY
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a couple of years ago i asked women if they ever felt their pain had not been taken seriously by a doctor or medical professional. i published 29 of those stories at the time but there were so many responses that i published 31 more today:
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when you don't check your phone all day and expect a lot of messages
http://t.co/Sx3AEbey0p
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i need women to stop saying "if you don't sleep with your man someone else will." PLEASE. for the love of GOD. women do not exist to sleep with shitty men who don't even deserve it. this is not your purpose. also, this is not how cheating men operate. they're gonna cheat anyway!
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real housewives of miami is the best show on bravo right now and you all need to be fucking honest about that
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my editor just emailed me to tell me we’re done with the editing process for my book and now i am fully sobbing. there were so many times when i didn’t think i could write this book, about my illnesses, because i was too sick. but i fucking did it. I WROTE A FUCKING BOOK.
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sometimes i get a specific type of depression that requires me to rewatch vanderpump rules from season 1
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the selling sunset reunion isn’t giving what they think it’s giving
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ok i'm not trying to cry more than i already do or w/e, but today i found out that i was promoted to deputy editorial director.
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i legitimately cannot believe that one of the main storylines on
#RHONY
is whether or not Jessel is having sex with her husband enough. first of all, why is this our business.
second of all, WOMEN DO NOT OWE THEIR PARTNERS SEX. these women need a hobby i s2g i can’t watch this
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i’m no longer worried about being *too much* for the people i date. bitch are you *enough* for me??
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my ex used to get mad when i posted photos of my body on instagram and the new guy i’m seeing helps me choose which picture of lingerie i should upload, it’s called an upgrade
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if you’re a doctor who continually tweets condescendingly about “pseudoscience” and “alternative medicine” without mentioning the fact that many people turn to these because the medical system fails them repeatedly (especially women) then please, please just shut the fuck up
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but just because you have a chronic illness doesn’t mean you’re lucky that people date you. you’re still that bitch.
and they’re lucky that you’re choosing them, too.
(it’s me. i’m the one who needed to hear it.)
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Don't grow up, kids.
When you grow up you'll have a hangover but think you're dying instead.
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I had an ovarian cyst burst Saturday night and when my friends asked me if they should take me to the hospital — because I was screaming and writhing in pain while vomiting on and off — I told them no because I knew they wouldn’t take my pain seriously.
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three different guys just messaged me on dating apps telling me to look at the moon so i said “looks cool!” and kept sitting on my couch watching parks and rec
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i’m sick of men on dating apps being like “hey lol wanna grab a drink?” right off the bat. No, DEREK, I don’t wanna fucking grab a drink. Wanna know why Derek? Because I don’t even fucking know you and you can’t bother to send more than two texts my god at least TRY
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should i make out with the guy at the juice bar who always charges me $2.99 for my smoothies instead of the $6.99 they actually cost
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someone please take my phone from me and throw it into the ocean
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i often think about the time Dane Cook’s girlfriend told me to “choke on that haterade, bitch :)”
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no matter what i do i can never really seem to move on from the fact that i have spent thousands of dollars in my life on healthcare only for the majority of my doctors to tell me i’m being dramatic. i paid *thousands of dollars* for someone to offer me ibuprofen.
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me: *won't order lunch bc i don't wanna spend money*
also me: *spends $200 on a neon sign for my apartment that says "you are that bitch"*
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kind wanna venmo request all the men who wasted my fucking time
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a common misconception is that if a person with a chronic illness talks openly about said illness that they are looking for a solution or advice. i am not. if i wanted your advice about drinking celery juice every fucking morning, i would ask for it baby
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my best friends don’t even comment on my pictures this often i think i’m starting to get jealous please help me
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me: starts dating someone after being single for a year
every guy I’ve literally ever spoken to in my entire life: *texts me saying “hey stranger :)”*
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Endometriosis can create its own blood supply and produce its own hormones. LIKE? Can you even? what a cunty bitch!
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@takeyourzoloft
why do i feel like i’m somehow being played as a viewer i can’t explain it but something is very off
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not trying to be dramatic but WHY IN GOD’S NAME IS THE GUY WHO GHOSTED ME STILL LOOKING AT MY INSTAGRAM STORY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
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me getting out of my car and walking inside starbucks after i underestimated a dip in the parking lot and my car bottomed out and made a loud scraping noise and everyone turned to look and one guy said “oh my god”
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constantly talking⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ texting
about how much⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ seven
i hate ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ different guys
men ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ right now
🤝
me
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doctors are not perfect. doctors need to be held accountable. when doctors are treated as if they are infallible, people suffer. often those suffering the most are women. more often women of color, and especially black women. this is absolutely the hill i will die on.
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i use some form of cannabis every. single. day. to help manage the pain from my endometriosis. i am not exaggerating when i say that cannabis gave me part of my life back. without cannabis i would rarely be able to eat or honestly even get out of bed.
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hi! i'm not sorry for my delay! i am wildly depressed and barely functioning! i don't even know how i'm supposed to respond to this email as if society isn't crumbling around us! speak soon! or not! because i might not find the energy to respond again for another three months!
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the reason i talk so openly about dating, sex, etc now is because i constantly see shit like this and i REFUSE to let myself, or anyone else living with vagina problems, believe that it somehow makes us undateable or unlovable in any way. it’s simply not true.
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i’m so, so tired of the argument that because a doctor went to medical school that it makes them an expert. you know what makes you an expert on something? living with it. no one understands something quite like someone who lives with it day in and day out.
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some news: i am, unfortunately, into someone who has an Android. i’m starting to ENJOY seeing green texts on my screen. please respect my privacy at this time.
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articles that are like “exercising can help your period pain!” are so annoying. i’m sitting in a pool of my own blood, i can barely lift my head, and you want me to run a mile or some shit? get fucked
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i'm sooooo tired of the narrative of "if you don't please your man someone else will." first the fuck all, nancy, it's not on me if a dude decides to be an asshole and cheat in a monogamous relationship. second, some of us have TMJ and can't be out here sucking dick all the time
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i hate it when i start working out and don't immediately form abs
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i don’t particularly care if you don’t like me but if you don’t like my dog you can get fucked
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living with a chronic illness is so hard. whenever i talk about it i always feel the urge to downplay it and assure myself and other people that it’s “not that bad.” but it is that bad. it is so fucking hard.
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a rep for Lisa Vanderpump told BuzzFeed, "I’ve contacted Jax and Brittany. They are dealing with this today. This attitude is totally not acceptable to them and changes are forthcoming.”
more here:
#PumpRules
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i don’t think people realize how detrimental it is to say to someone with a chronic illness “if you just did this thing you’d probably feel better.”
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honestly not sure what the big deal is??? like yeah my phone is listening to everything i say and spying on me constantly without my consent but it also just showed me an ad for a really cute shirt that i saw in a dream 3 days ago. helpful.
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some news: the man i’m talking to researched endometriosis on his own without me asking him to because he wanted to learn more about it and i ...
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on top of just, you know, living with daily pain, those of us living with chronic pain also get to constantly deal with comments like this. love this for us.
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if i send you 17 texts in a row, i expect you to reply to all 17...not just the last one. what is wrong with you people
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recently saw a psychic who told me i should have less sex because i am “absolutely going to end up pregnant.” bitch half the internet knows i can’t have penetrative sex but you, a psychic, don’t?????
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am i high or did this tweet from a teen mom cast member just change my life
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but...you’re not too much. they’re just not enough.
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some news: a guy from a dating app referred to my vagina as “Little Lara” almost three hours ago and I am still not even close to being over it
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i’m just a girl standing in front of a doctor asking them to believe me when i tell them that i’m in pain
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i wish medical professionals understood that bedside manner is 90% of a patient’s experience and that without it you are setting your patients up to fail. especially patients with a chronic illness.
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people that pee in pools are the same kinda people that leave their keyboard sounds on loud when they're texting
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i’m real, real tired of people putting the blame on sick people for being sick. my vegetarian crunchwrap supreme didn’t cause my endometriosis please just LET ME FUCKIN LIVE
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GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY GIVE YOU THE SAME AUTHORITY AS SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY LIVING WITH THE ILLNESS. THANKS.
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a big fuck you to anyone who has, at any point, insinuated that people living with chronic illnesses are “choosing to be in pain”
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it’s genuinely INSANE that the producers on Vanderpump Rules expect us to believe that lala, person who refers to the private jet she uses as a PJ, spends her free time hosting and cleaning menus at SUR. THE JIG IS UP
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