Lank Williams Jr.
@lankwilliamsjr
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Tripod Champion 89’ | Ball-knower | Chronically Horny | 3x Court Case Winner | Picanha Enjoyer | #SD4L
East Lansing, MI
Joined January 2025
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Nevermind! The Zumba class decided to start 30 minutes early!. Who’s got COKE??.
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BREAKING NEWS: grown ass woman discovers people in relationships kiss on the lips!.
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I would dive dick-first into a woodchipper to get my hands on one more Dweeb Wrap from Conrad’s.
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Reminder: casinos in London only use 2 decks for blackjack tables. Do with that information what you will.
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Here are your current “Coldest White Boys of 2025” frontrunners. Who am I missing?
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I remember I used to have guppies when I was younger and they gave birth and the mom and dad ate every single spawn despite being fed daily.
Guppies are livebearers, meaning they give birth to live young rather than laying eggs.
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I have grown a serious hatred for people using the term “ts” shut your ghetto retarded non English-speaking ass up.
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I imagine all this Ohtani news feels like a third nuke being dropped for the Japanese.
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Accidentally stumbled upon Orthodox chant prayers last night and stayed up til 1am stimming out. Would reccomend.
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Is anyone else forgetting a bunch of stuff today? I just found my phone in my laundry basket and I don’t remember walking in that room.
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Upon further investigation of the English vernacular, it should be:. Look good.Feel good.Play WELL. The American English grammar system does not support a “play good.”.
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Ladies I look just like this. Normal and hairy chested, hmu if interested.
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Picture this:. -It’s 2050.-Waking up to a cup of freshly brewed caffeine slop and lab grown bacon.-You kiss your AI wife and test-tube baby kids goodbye as you leave for your cubicle employment in your driverless car. Life is bliss.
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Just made a heavy bet. Time to delete this for good or redownload it Sunday to collect my funds #ladyluck
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Had to pay $475 for my eye exam + contacts and insurance didn’t cover a dime. The hot doctor was a fucking psy-op #rapehealthcare.
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