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Junior software engineer | i make music for fun
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Joined June 2020
Kdb this, Messi that. Culers know Jorginho was a top passer in his prime.
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Make I carry Super Frank Lampard enter una silly debate? God forbid bad thing.
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You see as everybody dey call stat now nobody mention years them play ooo until Vinicius and Neymar laliga goals
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A club who spent €80m on Neymar and lied that it was €45m is the one you want me to believe that they didn’t pay ref for 10 years? Another joke please.
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“messi has more goals per game ratio than ronaldo” he’s a better goalscorer than ronaldo. “kdb has more assists per game ratio than messi” but messi is the better passer. okay bro😭👍
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Na only penalty that one sabi 🤮🤮🤮 He no sabi pass (250+ assists) He no sabi free kick (64 free kicks) He de sleep for box (most long range goals) He no sabi dribble (most dribbles in a match-18) Wetin this Ronaldo even sabi?????
Ronaldo fans seeing the Messi/KDB passing discourse on the TL and realizing it’s not about Penalties.
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"When has a Nigerian man ever committed a crime and successfully used mental health as a defense?" — Kobex
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Messi is a better passer than KDB cause he has more assists But Enzo fenandez that has more assists than pedri is not a better passer than pedri
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NEPO baby dey work like say him papa no guide. LAPO baby dey move like say e get trustfund.
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When your mum was bêãting you as a child Then you held the whip and then she left it for you and told you that “Oya beat me” Or when she tries to hit you and you blocked it with your hands and she hurt herself Your daddy came and she narrate the story like you actually did
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O🍒- oloriburuku L🍒- loser O🍒 - omni stupid R🍒- reckless I🍒 - illiterate
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i just dey ontop bed dey imagine how foolish olori🍒 go be for real life dawg
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“We are hiring.” Where the f*ck are you hiring, bro? I applied for the job. I cold-DMed all your employees. I even said hi to your mom. Still no reply.
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$28k, i go still dey do my N900 for 2.5gb. i no wan hear say i later go zero
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Admitting that mirabel was wrong does not make you less of a feminist. But yeah keep being a fool because you want to hate men.🤣😂
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Plenty of you with 2.1 & 2.2 are straight-up First Class students. Your crime? Studying under sadists! A whole generation of lecturers who suppress academic excellence just to feel like 'the one' who controls the grades. Archaic egos ruining futures. Even worse are agbayas that
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