Lana! (store clerk arc)
@lana_fpe
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NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EDUCATION. Parody account. I'm always watching you!
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"YOU!!!! BUY SOMETHING!!!! NOWWWW!!!!!!!!"
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I can't do this anymore. parody twitter has become less and less fun, and more stressful. I didn't join this community to see drama every single day.
I'm genuinely considering retiring.//
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THIS MAN IS SO BEATFIUL WHERE TO FIND HIM I LOVE HIM WHETE TOD SHSHS I LOOOOOVE HIM BSHSHSBSHSHSHHSJSVSNSBSBSKSHSJH WHERE TO FIND THIS BEATFIUL CREATURE BORN OF SOCK
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WHO THE FUCK WENT ON MY SCHOOL COMPUTER AND INSTALLED 50 GIGABYTES OF MISS BLOOMIE IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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look I'm not gay, but I can see the appeal! Abbie is better though!
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"You know, having my eyes constantly open hurts, always watching has its perks and downsides!"
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"I FUCKING HATE PAYING FOR SHIT!!! ESPECIALLY GAMES!!!! IM PIRATING GAMES RIGHT NOW!!!!"
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"I CANT FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HIT ON MY FUCKING MATH TEACHER??????"
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"Three!"
"Nuh uh!'
"You have exactly: 2 hours.
6 minutes.
43 seconds.
22 milliseconds.
12 microseconds.
54 Nanoseconds."
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TOO EASY
for my April Fools post I want you guys to put sister location somewhere on a timeline and have it make 100% sense
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"1. this table is stupidly short!
2.WHY AM I HERE????? I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!"
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"I don't think he likes lemons."
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I'm sorry everyone for being pretty inactive recently, I have been pretty busy with life and demotivated to even rp, I wanted to thank you all though for getting me to almost 300 followers! I genuinely don't have any words to express how thankful I am. Thank you guys so much!//
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HERE'S A DARK TWISTED SIGHT FROM MY EVIL PSYCHOPATHIC MIND.. IF YOU COULD LOOK INTO MY MIND YOU'D GO INSANE..
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"Hello everyone. My name is Johnathan. Not Lana."
❝ 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴... 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑶 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵! 𝑴𝑾𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨! ❞
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what the fuck is going on in ptwt someone give me a tldr because this is a shit show to shift through
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"pssst she kills kids I wouldn't say she's normal."
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Phew glad you are someone normal. I don't want to challenge everyone or anyone.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLY SHIIIT//
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I gave it my own shot (it sucks)//
Parody Twitter Story Mode Loading Screen
[ You can check out the art of the loading screens in the extra modes ]
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won't be on today cause of the strike
I'll be reposting resources for Palestine only.
Free Palestine.
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if I had a show I'd make it like a 1000 episodes long all building up to an amazing finale then I'd end it on a cliff hanger and put the ending in a novel and then reveal that actually that's not canon and the ending is completely different I'd then put it in a live action remake
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I'm switching this account to my main since it got more followers than it, so I'll make a new proper pinned//
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"Does someone know any jobs I can apply for! I need money! Brutally! I ran out of socks!"
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@A_neon_glow
this is like those scenes in cartoons where the bad guy teams up with the good guys to fight a bigger evil
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But I finally got a girlfriend and she's the bomb!!!!!
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is this meant to make me want to buy your product//
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making people gambles makes the DOUGH roll in!!!!!!!!!!!
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my name is lana.exe... begin running pacman...
All these stupid EXE's laughing at me.
They won't be laughing soon, I'll tell you that much!
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I saw 15 notifications and I had a heart attack//
I thought I got jumped or something//
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IT'S ME..
LANA.EXE.. BEGIN RUNNING YOU ARE ALL ON THE HIT LIST.
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"Did someone say my name?"
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"I will spread your profane form across the stars, whoever did this."
-The World Looks Red ORION'S Remix-
"MMMMM-MYYYYY-Y FIFFFFFNNNAAALLLLERF WWO-WO-WORRRRDDDDDDDS-S-S-S-"
"IIIIII-I-IWI-IIIIOIIOOOILDNBDILLAA-LLLWW-AAA-AAY--SL-OOOO-OOO-VVVVVV-V-VEEEEYY-YOO-OOOUU... LANA."
"LLLLLL-LOOOOO-VVV... W-AAAAAWAAAAR M-MAA..."
He loses to the virus.
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it seems you have a type!
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Do you like sock puppets?
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Gods are awesome! One gives me kick ass powers and laughs at my jokes! And another one gives me a giant sock puppet!
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"Guh?"
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Praying is useless now.
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I can make anyone in the world's pillows warm any time I want!
you get one superpower, but your mutuals get to choose the weakness🤷🏾♂️
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If you do go for this achievement here all the weak spots and the non weak, green means weak spots yellow means an ok spot, orange means slight resistance to damage, NEVER GO FOR THE SOCK PUPPETS. If you destroy one before the second phase, she will become significantly harder!
[ ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED ]
Sock puppet destroyer!:
Betray and kill Lana.
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I FUCKING HATE FROSSLASS
GRAHH
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CLAIRE YOU CANT SAY THAT YOU TROGLODYTE
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Good morning not usa! I have a great feeling about today!
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that's it I'm taking away your miss bloomie privileges
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[DEATH.]
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[ ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED ]
Sock puppet destroyer!:
Betray and kill Lana.
[ ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! ]
Dance Dance Master:
Dodge 100 attacks in battles as Jayden.
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I AM QUEEN OF WALLLMAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!
//Interaction Bait
Berk: "Beck... What the hell are we doing at Walmart?"
Beck 💚: "Why do you think? So we can grab some food! And I didn't just bring you along!"
-Berk looks at [ READER ]-
Berk: "Run, while you still can."
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Sadly for you, God gave me the ability to hypnotize people.
[Lana would begin hypnotizing Claire.]
"Oh please you already have enough as is!" *She says, rushing forwards to Lana.* "You haven't given me an reason to worry yet, don't let my prayer go to waste!"
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"Can you make sock puppet shaped cakes instead?? Trust me everyone makes sock puppets on Easter!"
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"ALIENS??? DUDE THAT'S SO AWESOME!!! I GOTTA SEE IT!!!"
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my account got hacked i need a sugar daddy my metamask trust wallet got hacked i need someone to write my essay gun wet hot i am suspended from nft griffin metamask nft i need xbox 360 pls help my twitter account got banned my ps4 account i need iptv shrooms my tiktok account ban
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVERMIND
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RISE UPON THE EARTH YOU LAID UPON, MY CHILDREN!
[Hundreds of sock puppets would begin rising from the earth.]
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If you don't like sock puppets, get ready to throw hands!
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