Hello, New Followers! I'm Lamb, a 30(ish) year old cosplayer in the Atlanta area. When Shakespeare wrote "though she be but little, she is fierce" he was referring to me actually, not Hermia. My specialty is battle scars & jewelry. And I have 0 chill about special effects.

Rian Johnson should write a Knives Out movie set at the Winter Olympics.

Them: You better not be a colorful espresso maker when I get there Me:

it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)

The urge to rewatch all the Netflix Marvel shows calls to me like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god

Delivery discourse this. Cooking discourse that. Meanwhile me, updating my delivery instructions because I have had enough of people not being able to read a fucking map:

full version + speedpaint below #fallouttvshow #barbhoward #mrhouse #bobbyapartment #cooperhoward

underrated bit is Seth Rogen saying “that Muppet is not canon”

Sabrina Carpenter yeets muppets in the new muppet show what excuse do you have not to watch

The Muppet Show revival:

please let the running gag be seth rogen waiting for himself to no longer be cut so we get a new episode for seasons upon seasons and in the final episode of the (extremely successful) muppet show revival, seth rogen finally doesn’t get cut #TheMuppetShow

The people want more #TheMuppetShow now!

Yelena in a lil fight [COMMISSION for @TheMystMan ] #yelenabelova

Just waltzing through the workday neverminding The Horrors No, not the outside world horrors. I don't have time to even consider those I mean the non-stop why are you giving me yet another new account for the love of God please leave me alone horrors of being good at one's job

I'm sorry, Boss, but I can't do any more work today. I need to go mourn the vintage Star Wars glass that just broke 😭 For absolutely no reason by the way, because I wasn't even getting anything from that side of the cabinet!

Watching Twitter have a meltdown over food delivery for the past few days while I sit here with an UberEats lunch order Look, man, it's about what you value And sometimes I value somebody else doing the fucking cooking, ok And that is worth more to me than the expense

Manager: "You really excel at handling pressure" The face I handle it with:

https://t.co/nJ43U5VedF

Update: My sister finally found them, tucked into a cabinet in the 2nd kitchen. There are NINE of them. NINE!!!! Like the goddamn ringwraiths. Bitch, I only needed one! (Also they 100% were not there at Christmas. Janice absolutely moved these around since then)

i will find you in every universe (threat)

Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series. Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects. (Source: https://t.co/Ka6RvxmT3S)