@VisitHouston

One at a time. #ForTheH

@arcticfoxcolor Sunset Orange did me right, y’all. ☺️🍁🎃🥰

THISSSS. I would be wasting my vote if I voted for someone I didn’t believe in. I refuse to choose the lesser evil. The two party system is broken.

My Dog Won’t Go Potty During Tropical Storms: A Houston Story

mentally I'm here 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷

Some of y’all were never only allowed to watch Veggietales at your Christian aunt’s house during the summer as a child and it shows.

Self care is canceled. We’re doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now

Some people say, "It's too dangerous to vote for anyone but an R or D this year." I ask, "Isn't this, of all years, the time you don't want to repeat the behavior that has gotten us to this dangerous place?" The Rs & Ds have brought us here, they will not lead us out.

rip to those whose bedroom is the hottest room in their house

Feels 😂

Government will break your legs, hand you a pair of crutches, and say, "See, without us you wouldn't be able to walk." The place to start is not by taking away crutches but by getting government to stop breaking legs. #Election2020 #VoteLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

Mood.

#VoteGold2020 #votegold #Libertarian