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Australian Anglophile & Monarchist. Over here drinking tea with no Sugars and supporting the Royal Family. Occasional Royal Poet Laureate. 👑 🇦🇺 🤴🏻 🇬🇧 👑

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@lady_doi
Lady Doi
2 years
This man needs to have his Palace media credentials withdrawn. So far this week he's put the security of the Prince and Princess of Wales at risk by ignoring a media embargo, published lies about State invitations for the SussExes and fanned anti-monarchist flames worldwide.
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10 months
Harry: ‘This is really hard for me to admit, Willy, but I’ve stuffed up. I should have listened to you. I’m so unhappy with Meghan & I can see through her now. We‘ve separated, she’s spent all our money & I want to come home. Can you talk to Papa for me? William: ‘Who is this?’
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Lady Doi
3 months
I suspect Harry knows he’s now in a bind. Born Royal but eager to escape its confines, he can’t shed its trappings and privileges. As more doors close on him because of his wife’s thirsty and abrasive personality, he’s struggling to understand why his invitations and projects are…
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Lady Doi
4 months
“I don’t own the palaces, I don’t own the paintings, the only thing I own is my name. And now they’ve taken that.” If this anecdote reported today by Richard Eden is true, it’s an astonishing quote from Queen Elizabeth to her aides about Harry and Meghan. Lilibet was the…
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Lady Doi
5 months
While most of us would have taken to our beds with a block of chocolate after the world's media gleefully reported allegations of racism against us, Catherine got on with the job and fronted up to the Royal Albert Hall last night with a smile on her face. 💙 But the non-verbal…
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Lady Doi
3 months
Meghan had better not accompany her traitorous husband to the UK on his Worldwide Privacy - sorry, Publicity Tour to see his father. Meghan has destroyed Harry’s relationships with his family, partly because she knows she was so far out of their league. It’s only because they’re…
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Lady Doi
2 months
I've been struggling to find the words I want to say about Catherine. I heard the news yesterday when I got off an overnight flight in Hong Kong en route home to Korea. After I watched her moving video, I sat in the airport crying. This extraordinary woman gave up a quiet and…
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Lady Doi
6 months
For me, it's not about comparing Royal legs or fashion - it's about calling out this ongoing stain on the Monarchy's good work and good name. Meghan Markle is simply the worst person to have ever married into the British Royal Family. Her personality is deeply flawed and…
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Lady Doi
6 months
Catherine needs our support! From the get-go, Catherine was probably wary of Meghan. She’s likely to have hoped for the best for her beloved brother-in-law Harry, but was taken aback when she was greeted with ripped jeans and a bear hug by the American actress at that first…
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Lady Doi
6 months
The sh!t is about to hit Scobie's fan. In Dutch copies of Endgame, King Charles and Catherine are allegedly named as the Royal racists. Scobie says he didn't mention specific names in his manuscript so this slanderous error wasn't supposed to go to print and these copies are…
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Lady Doi
5 months
Is it April Fools' Day? "Tonight a source close to Harry, 39, and Meghan, 41, expressed dismay at the latest row, saying: “This is truly incredibly unfortunate...There’s no upside here for anyone.” Another source close to Meghan insisted she “never intended them to be publicly…
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Lady Doi
1 year
Harry is refusing to share his London plans with the Palace - presumably just to be thorny and keep them guessing. Well how on earth are they supposed to organise Coronation transport for him if they don’t know where he’s staying? Honestly, he’s just a petulant little man-child.
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Lady Doi
21 days
His Majesty King Charles III Buckingham Palace London SW1A 1AA Sir, The time has come. Your mother, Queen Elizabeth II was a wise woman. And when she needed to take decisive action, she did, even if difficult decisions involved her family. This was evident when she decided…
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Lady Doi
10 months
What kind of people attack their own elderly & globally respected relatives while they’re dying - then publicly blame them for ruining their money-making schemes? Selfish, greedy & entitled narcissists who love nobody but themselves in their relentless pursuit of riches & fame.
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Lady Doi
1 month
These growing comparisons between Grace Kelly and Harry's wife are simply preposterous. Meghan Markle is to Grace Kelly what a skunk is to a peacock. Compare the grifter to Wallis Simpson if you like, but leave Princess Grace out of it.
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4 months
Zara and Mike have been keeping it real on Queensland’s Gold Coast. In between her commitments for the Magic Millions horse events, they’ve been swimming, shopping, cuddling, hanging out in cafes and living their best lives. She doesn’t seem to give a toss who sees her in a…
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3 months
There once was an ex-Prince called Harry, A cunning old grifter he’d marry, So thirsty was she, For fame and money, She took everything she could carry. There once was a actress called Meg, Who conned the last Royal dreg, He fell for her lies, But soon he’d despise, His family,…
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Lady Doi
5 months
The suss exes could have paid the £50,000 they now owe the Mail on Sunday with the amount they spent on their ridiculous faux-manitarian video - which they allegedly forced their staff to work around the clock to complete in response to Catherine’s toy bank release. “I can fold…
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The fact that we know the King and Harry won't meet while they're both in London this week tells us everything. News of this pas de réunion comes from Harry's side. Monarchs don't leak non-meetings. Harry landed in the UK yesterday for a three-day visit and made little secret…
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Lady Doi
3 months
I’m so impressed nothing has leaked out about Catherine’s diagnosis or surgical procedure. Nothing. Kudos to The London Clinic for their discretion. Given that she left The Lindo Wing just seven hours after giving birth to Louis looking gorgeously coiffed and made-up, her…
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1 year
Rumour has it there are more South Park episodes in the pipeline featuring the Blue Todger and the Empty Core! 🙏 What would we like to see next? - A moon bump that falls to the floor? - Pilfering the palace silver? - Meghan revealed as the entire Sussex Squad? What else?!
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Lady Doi
4 months
“If I complain about my seat, can I get a better one?” You (deliberately) missed the bus with the third-tier Royals to St Paul’s so you could make a grand entrance with Mrs Wails, only to be squashed halfway along the third row (behind the third-tier Royals). You bought your…
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Lady Doi
5 months
I hope the Princess of Wales knows how much she's loved and respected by so many people around the world. Catherine the Great is a strong and classy woman but everyone has their breaking point. I'm sure William is supporting her and doing his best to shield her from all this crap…
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Lady Doi
4 months
The current medical issues confronting the King and the Princess of Wales remind us of our vulnerabilities and of the importance of our health. Without it we have nothing. Having had life-saving abdominal surgery myself in April, and a father who endured two procedures for…
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6 months
When you’re not even two and your Halloween costume is so ridiculously adorable that you receive a letter from the Queen. Little Jalayne Sutherland got dressed up and posed with her family’s two corgis. Her parents sent the photo to Her Majesty, and Jalayne promptly received a…
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Lady Doi
2 months
Yes, American Riviera Orchard rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Because we all aspire to float through the house in a ball gown flogging jams made by somebody else. Frankly, she looks like a creepy ghost. 👻
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Lady Doi
6 months
The first reviews are in and they're baaaaaad. The New York Times compares Scobie's writing with an AI bot. 🤣 The BBC says it might be awkward for the Royal Family ... for just a few minutes. So go and make a cup of tea, peeps, and it'll all be forgotten. 🫖 The Times thinks…
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Lady Doi
5 months
One thing Markle and Scobie have in common is that they both lack a sense of humour. After the Oprah interview, Sophie was interviewed and asked if she’d watched it. ‘Oprah who? What interview?', she joked. 'You know, if you're not into chat shows, there's no reason why you…
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Lady Doi
4 months
It’s no secret the suss exes look for offense everywhere. In Robert Hardman’s new book, Charles III, he claims that when Charles asked Harry to come alone to Scotland to visit his gravely ill grandmother in September 2022 (leaving wife Meghan behind), he was only pacified by…
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Lady Doi
3 months
The registration of is a new low even for our world-class grifters. When all else fails, let’s just go back to merching our Royal links. The Royal Family must be aghast at this crass commercialisation of their millennium-old monarchy. But there’s…
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Lady Doi
9 months
On Saturday I said William should have attended the WC Final and copped a lot of abuse. I now better understand why he didn’t. Optics, schedule, security, cost & constitutional issues (monarch visits first) all played a part. I respect that. William made a considered decision.
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Lady Doi
1 year
Imagine refusing to attend your own father’s coronation until YOUR demands are met. What about OUR demands? No carriage ride No front row seats No baby in the Abbey No balcony appearance No demanding a full family birthday party No more manipulative demands Just STFU! 🤐
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Lady Doi
1 year
LMAO about this!🤣 They couldn't attend the Oscars or Met Gala because the red carpet isn't ‘safe’, making it complicated for them to slip in safely. The rest of Hollywood seems to manage it. Could their two heads be any further up their own ar$es?
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Lady Doi
1 year
How cool are the Tindalls? 😎 The night before the #Coronation , they stumble out of a nightclub at 2am after a family dinner, check out all the street bunting, then wander around looking for a taxi home. NINE HOURS before they’re due at the Abbey!
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Lady Doi
1 year
Harry and Meghan are ‘demanding’ that Archie’s 4th birthday is properly celebrated on Coronation day. Well they can take him to McDonald’s on their way back to their private jet at Farnborough airport. There are three to choose from. Order him a Happy Meal then go home!
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Lady Doi
2 years
As someone who’s lived in Korea for 20 years, her stereotyping of the Korean spa experience is just 🤦‍♀️. As for trashing Tarantino, Hollywood won’t forget this. In every podcast, she manages to alienate even more ethnicities, cultures, women and professions.
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Lady Doi
2 years
When you’re suddenly face to face with the person you’ve bullied, lied and spread rumours about, but she’s now a Princess and you have to curtsy to her.
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Lady Doi
4 months
Harry is so brave! He’s planning to take ‘a security risk’ for his loved ones and travel to the UK after learning about the senior Royals' health scares, according to media reports. Because let’s face it, London is now a very dangerous place for a traitor prince. I somehow…
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Lady Doi
1 year
Where to start??? - Wants a family but not a monarchy (but wants monarchical titles for his kids) - Blames his family for leaking & ghosting (but wife is a master-leaker and he's ghosted his family) - Accepts no responsibility for whole situation (It's all his family's fault).
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Lady Doi
3 months
“Where’s the camera?” Her empty soul needs a constant supply of narcissistic fuel, which she gets by the knowledge that someone - anyone, but preferably an international photo agency like Getty Images - cares enough about her to take her picture. And she’s the only one devouring…
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Lady Doi
5 months
Well what can you say about this little effort - the Markles’ holiday card? I’ll start … Ever striving to change the body she was born with, Megsy’s chosen a photo that shows her at her Ozempic thinnest soaked in orange fake tan with chemically straightened hair. Harry’s had…
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Lady Doi
3 months
The Royal Family have a policy of not looking directly at the camera. They prefer to engage with the people and ignore the media pack and paparazzi. Thirsty ex-royal narcissists have a policy of looking directly at the camera. They prefer to ignore the people and only engage…
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1 month
I've corrected this article so you don't have to. You're welcome. 😊 "Meghan Markle has had second thoughts about the roll out of her new lifestyle brand American Riviera Orchard and may be pausing her product launch until after an upcoming visit to the United Kingdom. When you…
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Lady Doi
1 year
It's been a blissful Meghan-free Coronation weekend. So of course the reptile called the paps and crawled out from under her rock to get the attention back on herself. After the global outpouring of love for the newly crowned King & Queen, she just looks pointless & ridiculous.
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Lady Doi
1 year
It's so bloody obvious WME are working overtime trying to spin the fact that Netflix is not extending the suss exes' contract for more mendacious content. No, Megsy, we don't believe your BS that you've got 'nothing left to say' about the Royal Family. You've been CANCELLED!
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Lady Doi
1 year
Just wondering why you'd want to name your kid after a woman you clearly disrespect, who you refused to visit while she was coming to the end of her life yet demanded to visit while she was on her death bed, then performed a mock curtsy to (which you thought was hilarious)?
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Lady Doi
2 months
Right, I’m off to the kitchen to make some jam. Just a bit worried this gown isn’t dressy enough. What do you think?
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Lady Doi
2 months
I suspect that with all the things William is currently dealing with on a practical and emotional level at present, talking and reconciling with the brother he was once very close to is not high on his list. And Harry, the sensible and respectful don't want to read any leaks…
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Lady Doi
4 months
I’ve been quite struck by the vitriol being directed towards the King and the Princess of Wales regarding their current medical issues - and Catherine’s hospitalization in a private London clinic. Apart from the personal abuse directed towards them both, some people are…
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Lady Doi
5 months
I almost wanted to destroy my phone when I saw these pictures today (except it’s my birthday, so you know … 😉) Here she is in all her lily white glory on her pap walk grinning like a Cheshire Cat at the damage she thinks she’s causing the Royal Family. She knows there’ll be…
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Lady Doi
1 year
The truth emerges. "The couple’s car was escorted by an NYPD vehicle for about 75 minutes as they drove around trying to prevent paparazzi from learning where they were staying." Who cares where they're staying except the paps they call themselves?
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Lady Doi
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☕️ Some Royal tea from Dan Wootton ☕️ Royal correspondent Kinsey Schofield has told him: “At the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee when Harry and Meghan were in that room peeking out, Princess Beatrice allegedly overheard Meghan say to Harry: ‘Your Mum talked to me this morning…
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Lady Doi
23 days
Megsy's $14 million kitchen isn't good enough for her, apparently. So she's taken over the kitchen, house, gardens and paddocks of a couple down the road to film her crapfest Netflix show. Tents and cars sprawled everywhere, including in their avocado orchard. Here, from Tom…
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Lady Doi
5 months
Her invisible son 'wants' a Leica, Though he doesn't know what it is. She should be thrown into Rikers, For the con artist and liar she is. Her squad are now opening their eyes, To the fanciful rubbish she spreads. And more people worldwide now despise, This narc who's not…
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Lady Doi
8 months
The Invictus Games have been Markled. As soon as she showed up, there was no focus on its former royal veteran founder - or the athletes. Only on her euphorically giddy displays for Netflix and inappropriate fugly clothes. She’s now a serious threat to the future of Invictus.
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Lady Doi
1 year
Congratulations @dior , @MHLV and Bernard Arnault for choosing Prince Harry as the new face of Dior. He's such a role model (for those aspiring towards entitlement, grifting and betrayal).
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Lady Doi
1 year
Only two people know exactly what they said to each other when they met at Buckingham Palace. So far, we’ve heard from one of them but canceled the other.
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Lady Doi
2 years
Can somebody please give this man a Knighthood? Your Majesty? #TomBower #Revenge #MeghanMarkleExposed
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Lady Doi
1 year
Can we recall when days were simpler and the world was safer - and this extraordinarily woman was a constant presence in our lives with her quiet strength and dignity. It sometimes felt like she held the whole world together. I do miss her.
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Lady Doi
6 months
Omid Scobie's getting a taste of his own medicine. Extracts of his crapfest novel Endgame have been published in Paris Match but he says not all the reported passages are accurate. People are using "bad translations and snippets without context". "Whether you like my work or…
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Lady Doi
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When your corporate model relies on making money from the masses but you only send it to influencers, When you include no weight or nutritional info on the label, When the labels themselves are peeling off, When the provenance of the product is unclear, And when you ripped the…
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Lady Doi
3 months
We know Meghan has a strong will (one reason King Charles called her ‘Tungsten’) and you can bet she’s had her beady eye and her claws on any money Harry’s late relatives have left him in their wills. After abandoning his family for greener pastures in the US (which have since…
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Lady Doi
1 year
If you were marrying a senior member of the Royal Family, how would you approach it? Would you quietly learn the ropes, take advice from other Royals and follow their lead? Or refuse all help, expect to be paid, bully your staff then accuse the family of racism and bail out?
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Lady Doi
1 year
The bridesmaids’ tailor says he could see all 6 dresses had to be fixed as they weren't going to fit. Kate told MM “Charlotte’s dress is too big, too long, too baggy. She cried when she tried it on at home." Is this MM bullying Charlotte, & how could Givenchy get it so wrong?
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Lady Doi
11 months
The suss exes look so far removed from the Royal Family now. While Harry's hosting a pity party with no guests and Megsy's scheming in the Montecito mansion her husband paid for, the working Royals are out in the community every day making a difference to people's lives.
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Reports are swirling King Charles is willing to pay Meghan a $50m divorce settlement to save Harry from 'throwing his life away'. The King should pay her NOTHING! It should all come from Harry, because his greedy spendthrift wife has already bled him dry & there's nothing left!
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1 year
Did her late Majesty actually tell her guests at that Balmoral reception in August that Markle was ‘evil’, that Harry hooking up with her was a ‘catastrophe’ and that he loved her ‘too much’? I don’t know, but I hope Harry spends the rest of his life wondering if she did.
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1 year
Is there any truth in the rumour Mrs Markle has hooked up - sorry - sucked up to 89-year-old billionaire Gordon Getty, and is having a mega-million $$$ house built in Palm Springs funded by Mr. Getty? We know she likes ‘em rich and with a private jet, but does he own a yacht?
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5 months
How distressing for poor Lieutenant Colonel Nana Kofi Twumasi-Ankrah to have his name and face splashed around the world today because a two-bit biracial actress refused the late Queen's kind offer to lend him to her as Equerry as "he'd stand out like a sore thumb". I'll tell…
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Lady Doi
1 month
I don't believe MM was ever pregnant. If someone with gravitas and respect were to reveal evidence that she used surrogates, it would prise open the flood gates for others to follow. It can't be the Palace though. If they announced it, she'd sob through an interview crying…
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Lady Doi
6 months
You don’t need to see the face to identify this parched Hollywood pop-up. The clues are there for all to see. The dress is dragging on the ground. The husband is nowhere to be seen. The torso resembles a brick. The claws are out. One‘s clutching the handbag so tight, you’d…
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Lady Doi
11 months
I was always a huge fan of my namesake Diana, and saw Camilla as an adulteress. But I now realise Charles & Camilla were meant to be together. Camilla has grown into her new role magnificently in her understated way. She's now supported & appreciated, which I never expected.
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Lady Doi
1 year
I really feel for this bloke. Imagine having your closest blood relative and his wife publicly attack you and your wife relentlessly - and because you’re famous, it’s splashed across every media channel in the world. Thank God he has the love of a good (and strong) woman. ❤️👑❤️
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Lady Doi
1 year
Deafening silence from the suss exes after their fustercluck weekend in NY - and no 5th wedding anniversary release. Methinks Megsy is in crisis talks with WME to reboot her fake advocacy and greedy moneymaking deals. Meanwhile, is Harry holed up nearby - free from her moaning?
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Lady Doi
11 months
I’m just going to leave this here. Andrew Green KC: 'Are you aware of any evidence that gives any indication whatsoever as to the extent to which you were hacked, if at all?' Harry: 'No. That's part of the reason why I'm here, my Lord.'
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Lady Doi
7 months
The Royal Family are not a normal family. (Many of us would say that our families aren’t ‘normal’ either, but you know what I mean!) Alongside their familial relationships, the Royals have to contend with the hierarchical nature of living in a hereditary monarchy. No two members…
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Lady Doi
6 months
The refugee Royal is at it again. She‘s dragged her oversized teeth to LA to blab to anyone who’ll listen (hellooooooo?) that she wants to create 'things that make people feel' as well as create 'a sense of community'. After trying to figure out what this word salad even…
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Lady Doi
5 months
There are no more elephants in this room! So what colour IS Archie's skin? With all this chat about it, I'm genuinely curious, so I'm putting it out there for someone to enlighten me. Has anyone ever met him? Seen him out and about with his parents? Taught him at kindergarten?…
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Lady Doi
5 months
The extended Royal Family look happy and united as they greet large crowds on their way to church at Sandringham. How radiant does Catherine look? The racism smears Scobie and Markle have tried to pin on her would have broken most people, but the mud hasn’t stuck. She’s the…
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For years now we've read reports of Harry and his wife DEMANDING AN APOLOGY from the Royal Family. Sometimes it's a GROVELLING apology they're after, or ANSWERS and EXPLANATIONS from the King. She knows none of this will ever be forthcoming so she now uses her apology demand as…
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Lady Doi
1 year
Need headlines Stage fake pap chase Vacate darkened van Hail random cab Don't bother with seatbelts Mum texts paps to confirm location Husband gives location marker on phone Drive around block Get back in van Go to hotel Issue emotive statement Call Scobie Wait for headlines.
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Lady Doi
3 months
Just minutes at the Palace he had, With the King - his poorly old Dad. Short shrift was what he was given, Back to London Heathrow he was driven. His Dad did not want any leaks, From the suss ex-royal sticky beaks. This visit - was it optics or love, For the father he’s given…
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Lady Doi
1 year
Rumours abound someone’s about to be outed. The gloves are off, the media is circling and the Royal Family is aware and preparing for the story to leak. Narcissists are great rationalists, but how is she going to explain and deal with it - and will he justify his complicity?
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1 year
“Launching a crusade against a 1000-year-old institution & antagonising one’s entire family all while having to find the cash to pay for a score of beefy bodyguards lacking necks must really take a toll.” Maybe, but it’s an entirely self-inflicted toll.
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Lady Doi
1 year
Oh Mr Arnault - The answer is 'NO!' We won't buy Dior, If Harry's in the store. He's dumb and he's mean, A proper Haz-been. With a vile little wife, Causing everyone strife. Just keep Johnny Depp, He gave @Dior pep! Not like Haz the dodger, And his little blue todger.
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Lady Doi
5 months
@Lisa28515 I agree. I refuse to buy into the Happy Holidays mantra. As an Australian, it's MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎄
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Lady Doi
2 months
👑 The Royal Week In Review 👑 Megsy appeared on a feminist panel, Her performance so cringey I changed the damn channel. The lady moderator denied her a hug, Who wants to be hugged by a clawing sea slug? Katie Couric and Brooke got nary a word in, Appearing with Megsy and her…
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Lady Doi
1 year
Prince Louis will be attending the coronation! He’s now four and he’ll join his parents and George & Charlotte in the coach behind the King and Queen, and process out of the abbey with them also. He’s quite the little tyke so what could possibly go wrong?!
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Lady Doi
11 months
My thoughts: - His statement was much more objective than his evidence, so likely written for him. - He's very bitter & blames the media for everything that's gone wrong in his life - Vents but needs to STFU about his dead mother & family! - He looked wrecked when he left court.
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Lady Doi
11 months
“Never complain, never explain” was the Queen Mother’s motto. But not Harry’s. We've now had Prince Harry complaining on TV and film, in print and in court. He’s a professional complainer (encouraged by his score-settling narc of a wife) and his grandmother would be aghast.
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Lady Doi
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The suss exes are heading to Nigeria to sharpen their scamming skills! They're not making enough money from jam or plodcasting, so they need to get creative. The 43% Nigerian can't possibly take her kids to the UK because it's so unsafe, but she's itching to hop on a private jet…
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Lady Doi
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The Meghan Extremely Toxic (so not invited) Gala If Meghan was as coveted and influential as she thinks she should be, she would have been invited to the Met Gala by now. But Dame Anna Wintour knows better. And don't believe Megsy's PR machine when it suggests she declines…
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Lady Doi
5 months
You can trust we Aussies to tell it straight. 🇦🇺📢 Watch Rita Panahi and Paul Murray from Sky News Australia trash - sorry - discuss Endgame. They've read it SO WE DON'T HAVE TO! 😜 The bit from the 28-minute mark about the Queen's death is brilliant. Paul: "This idea…
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Lady Doi
5 months
Here’s Archie’s first photo with his new Leica. He took a photo of his Mummy. Didn’t he do a good job? It was so worth the $15,000 it cost his Daddy to keep Mummy happy.
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Lady Doi
6 months
Scobie's just published one hell of a book, So scandalous and lie-filled, he'll end up a crook. He's blitzing the media both sides of the pond, Caked in Botox and make up of which he's so fond. Last seen snapping selfies in the Holiday Inn, That New York hotel we all crave to…
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Lady Doi
8 months
When you invite the Clooneys to your Royal wedding to cultivate your future access to Hollywood … and they respond by failing to invite you to their awards gala in New York. And the comments at the end of the story are all about the missing Markles! 🤣
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Lady Doi
8 months
Markle has been MARKLED! 🤣 Megsy's name has been removed from the Invictus Games' program. Thank God those veterans (and we) won't have to put up with her narcissistic attention-seeking, hideous outfits & desperate PR attempts to claim the spotlight.
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Lady Doi
1 year
Of all the content in the fuco-doco, this 8-second mock curtsy was the most hurtful to me. Such an incredible measure of disrespect to our late Majesty. Even Harry looked uncomfortable. It really showed why this woman was so unsuited to joining the RF. She needs to be cancelled.
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Lady Doi
11 months
Our learned friend, Andrew Green KC, is known to be a ‘beast’ in court. He’ll be cross-examining Harry. He’ll wipe the floor with the angry, jet-lagged, arrogant, entitled and doltish Prince.
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Lady Doi
2 months
If you listened to all the Royal media hacks and those who know nothing about the monarchy but still like to weigh in about it … it’s in crisis and turmoil at present. Rubbish. These are trying times for the senior Royals, but as our mothers and grandmothers used to say,…
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