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you thought that big big 100m was just for buying grealish?
Villa don’t help anyone in the league except city. I fucking hate these clowns
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tears look at rice
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btw we better not let them share the etihad while they build their new toiletbowl of a stadium
These scenes as the rain continues to fall on Old Trafford 😳
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foden is so funny after he scores a goal you’ll find him next to ederson asking for the ball he gets so confident 😭😭
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he don’t got school??
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the most cringe thing ever is happening in the comments
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one day i’ll properly explain why real madrid is the cancerous club everyone pretends city are
🚨🚨🎙️| Javier Tebas: "As a Real Madrid fan myself, it is a great joy to see Mbappe coming to Real Madrid."
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Ig De Bruyne: "The team needed some tips. So the little man gave them some" [kevindebruyne]
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pep locked him in his basement after this 💔
The pass 🤤
The finish 😮💨
Oscar Bobb's stoppage-time winner against Newcastle wins
@BudFootball
Goal of the Month for January!
#PLAwards
|
@ManCity
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B/R football headquarters have 7 missed calls from jude’s father rn telling them to post the time he put a jacket on a kid who was cold
Real Madrid fans and Nacho chanting: ‘VINICIUS BALON DE ORO.’ 🤍
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yes we know. all arsenals players are better than city’s until it’s time to win something
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crazy he’s genuinely a better midfielder than bellingham 😭
Anyways here's the actual best English player to wear
#5
who DIDN'T ghost in the UCL final 👍
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two penalties and a deflection? that’s a saka regen if i’ve ever seen one
Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you
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that 4-0 really traumatised them lol YOU HAVE A SEMI TOMORROW
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they put themselves in midfield and expressions on the wing lmaoooo
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Someone explain to me why this isn't a red card for Rodri? No attempt to play the ball. Pure sabotage, stopping a goal.
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nah i can’t believe we’re top of the league and in a title race despite what pep was doing in the first half of the season 😭
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musiala smartest move EVER was rejecting england. you don’t have a spanish passport
@PhilFoden
?
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manchester derby fa cup final hat trick..
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🥹🥹🥹🥹
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oiii who remembers covid season we used to spam this after every win 😂 we ended up winning 21 games in a row 🩵🥲
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him and dias deserve to have an off season just for the masterclass they put in on that day
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“he never celebrated city goals this passionately” oh brother 😭😭😭😭
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i said: that’s my favourite saying. that’s my favourite saying
Florian Wirtz. The homegrown youngster with the title winning hattrick. You couldn't script it any better than this
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this was top 5 games this season
This season has really been the season for academy players. Feels like almost every big club has integrated a few of them into the main squad.
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city fans go spend time with your families
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scouse begs are jealous of GIRONA 😭
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agüero’s such a dickhead man 😂😂
Julian Alvarez has done his first sitdown interview in English since joining
#ManCity
. 🥹🩵
🎥
@SkyAnton
,
@SkySportsNews
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our biggest advantage is that while walker is washed, barely anyone but city fans have clocked it. we can use his aura to scare them out of counterattacking
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when it’s haaland you call him a poacher
Jude Bellingham is incredible in front of goal. He always knows exactly where the ball will drop, this ain't luck, this ain't coincidence, that's just pure quality.
World class midfielder.
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our fate is in the hands of a schizophrenic brazilian, two gay guys, bro who hasn’t slept in two years and a teenage father..
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pep been outcoached by a guy who’s getting fired in 45 minutes 😂😂😂😂
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leverkusen good eats but no europa hatewatch is ever touching this
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what’s on your mind?
me:
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2021? that’s weird because gooners told me he’s been a bench player all his life
✅ Player of the Season:
@rubendias
✅ Young Player of the Season:
@PhilFoden
✅ Manager of the Season:
@PepTeam
Dominating the
#PL
's end-of-season awards,
#OnThisDay
in 2021. 🏅🏅🏅
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compare this to the madrid players scratching their asses wondering what’s for dinner, and squinting to force tears 😂
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i’m crying he HATED the old guys
Kevin De Bruyne attend l'Euro avec impatience ! 🇧🇪
« J’ai hâte de commencer un tournoi avec la nouvelle équipe. Il y a beaucoup d’énergie dans ce groupe.
Je ne sais pas si quelque chose sera fait pour ma 100ème cap. En tout cas, je suis fier d’avoir pu jouer pour mon pays
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whenever he ghosts there’s a new pr post. honestly his team is generational
When Jude Bellingham forgot his passport when travelling with Dortmund so he called his mum to bail him out 😆
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his hairline is generational. meanwhile krusty the klown in merseyside…
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inshallah 300 more 🙏🏽🩵
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you literally started a witch hunt calling foden a bad teammate because he liked a tweet that didn’t even mention jude btw. like two days ago.
it’s ridiculous people will find a problem with everything he does
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what’s he been doing in training lmaooo
Anthony Gordon: “Phil Foden technically is out of this world. He’s DIFFERENT from the rest of us.”
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is this pedrihadid??? 😭 you switched teams???????
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we were not going to win the league if we stayed in the ucl
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foden scored in the second minute to kill the hopes of the fanbase that hate him the most
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it became obvious when they turned on the best of the best
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foden’s season is CRAZY. i think it’s getting underrated even tho he’s winning all the awards 😭
Erling Haaland ends the 2023/2024 season as
#ManCity
's top scorer. Top-five:
🇳🇴
@ErlingHaaland
[38]
🏴
@PhilFoden
[27]
🇦🇷
@julianalvarezzz
[19]
🇵🇹
@BernardoCSilva
[12]
🇪🇸 Rodrigo [9]
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whether you like it or not, city have the best moment in PL history and it secretly burns a lot of guys
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this is how u know people don’t watch city BERNARDO HAS JUST HAD HIS WORST SEASON
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his mom is a hero omg imagine him wearing red 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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how long have you had to wait to tweet this lmaoooo
I’ll never be gaslit on Foden, ever this guy ain’t special
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@Kenoi02
@shaunypizzle
foden was literally in a final at 20 and he carried the team there. unlike bellingham
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star striker injured. title race in the balance. academy midfielder steps up… we have a crazy script to finish here
relying on hemp and co to outscore chelsea 😂
we will even struggle against bristol now lol
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he looks like should be on a disney sitcom he’s too cute to be a ball winning midfielder
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whatever. i got my foden POTY and arsenal didn’t win the league 🙏🏽 thank you 23/24. you’ve been disgusting
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i deadass saw an idiot with afc in their username ask “why are we forcing foden into the team” this morning 😭 BITCH HES THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEAM
Declan Rice: “Phil Foden has been out of this world in England training. Everyone has been talking about him. ‘Have you seen Phil in training?’ He’s that good. So, so special...” 😮💨
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“i love the club; and i love you too. let’s go.” - pep guardiola
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just say foden is the better player. we don’t care about zidane comparisons
JAMIE CARRAGHER: Bellingham is the Real Madrid star but it’s Foden who reminds me of Zidane
✍️
@Carra23
#TelegraphFootball
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arsenal fans suddenly really rate watkins in the QTs 😭😭😭
🚨🚨| Cole Palmer is being discussed as a contender for the PFA Player of the Year award, although the frontrunner at the moment is Phil Foden.
[
@SamLee
,
@TheAthleticFC
]
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this wasn’t given. it was earned. 30 PL games slaving as a false 9 in 21/22 got us here.
Instincts only a few possess, if you get Phil Foden in central areas and as close to the goal as possible you’re looking at a 40 G/A a season player (MINIMUM).
That’s with consistent minutes, we seen glimpses this year…
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Every City game at the Etihad as a viewer feels like pushing your way through snow up to your hips, it's so sluggish and boring just yuck
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arsenal fans really think violence against women is a joke. but are you really surprised considering they cheer on a rapist every week?
How can foden remind you of zidane ? They have nothing in common. Even when it’s time to defend their mum they’re not the same.
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we’re champions of the world for another season as well 😭😭
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homophobic ruben dias stan
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doku stocks are about to go nuclear 🫵🏽 be on the right side of history
Robert Pires compares some of the best Premier League wingers.
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i haven’t seen a single person saying city are gonna win
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r/gunners you never disappoint
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“you don’t even own it”
“we’d finally fill up your stadium”
“115” SUCK YOUR MOTHERS
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txiki and khaldoon doing legal battles instead of buying a RB and a DM
BREAKING:
#ManCity
have launched an unprecedented legal action against the Premier League in a move that has sparked civil war in English football’s top flight.
[via
@TimesSport
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i can’t believe people say the premier league is boring. it’s mid morning and people are hypothesising over scenarios for a gw37 fixture. la liga and bundass n them have already had their title parades
Spurs literally have to win. If it’s a draw in the last minute they’ll have to send the keeper up. Over to you city
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