So i cracked 3 eggs and lahat sila may twin yolks . 🥲

I need a stevia version of patis and asin ‘cause my gallstones and kidney stones need to be abolished

I’m trying so hard to be a Notion girl when I know in my heart of hearts Google sheets has been there for me since the beginning of my girlboss era.

in honor of 'White Chicks' premiering 19 years ago, here's a thread with the most iconic scenes from the movie:

Looking at my beautiful baby girl heals my generational trauma. 🥹

Baby’s burp > baby’s laugh🤪

I loathe e-comm websites with bad search features. As in, auto-exit 🤣

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holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

ChatGPT has been the AI darling. Not anymore. Bard is here. It's free. No waitlist. Here are 10 powerful things Bard can do that ChatGPT cannot:

What to gift your wife this Mother’s Day– coming from a wife and first-time mom https://t.co/qjltWQrVnn on @bloglovin

OMG will reunite with some of my church friends tom and I’m… nervous? Chz

Hoy above average ang length ng baby naming napakaganda! Road to Miss Universe na daw siya! Chz

joke lang all babies are byutipul.

Mas mayaman ka man sakin, mas maganda naman anak ko sa’yo! 🤪

Allowing divorce does not ruin marriages; abusive spouses do. Prohibiting divorce does not strengthen marriages; parties to the marriage do. Divorce is a remedy to those who would need them. You can stay happily married w/out denying others the chance to be free from abuse.

I’m at my “Health is wealth” era

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a 1-hour break after writing 1 sentence of a 300-word article.

Wait wow just got a message from an old writing raket. God’s pretty fast.

The new mom urge to go back to writing 👀