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🇯🇲| Jr Architect 🛠📐✏️. it’s just for laughs | Pan-Africanist | In Christ we trust.
Joined June 2012
Y’all remember when we hade to download an app to use flashlights?
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African mythology deserves to have the same amount of focus & recognition as Greek and Asian mythology have.
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Y’all tarnished a whole CONTINENT so much that this little boy thinks Africa =starvation
my friend’s friend is a 3rd grade teacher, and just texted me this student’s homework she had hanging in her apartment 😭😂😩
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How do you as a parent fail to properly bond with your children & then become upset when they aren’t as close to you when they’re older.
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Aunties on WhatsApp are going to have a field day with this one.
Red flooding in Pekalongan, Central Java. The water turns red because of the dye from local batik factory.
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Can’t do nothing in an African house. went to make a smoothie this morning in the blender and it tasted spicy 😭.
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This morning I went jogging but then I remembered Proverbs 28:1 which says “ the wicked shall run when no one is chasing them “. I went back home.
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Do you know how embarrassing it was turning in homework assignments with stew stains on it 😭.
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On a real note . I hope my future children are never afraid to open up and talk to me.
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Going to go to a Korean barbecue spot in my Ghana jersey to celebrate 🇬🇭🥳.
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But what possessed Ghanaians to name a dance move after a whole terrorist organization.
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My parents gon see me sitting in font of my laptop. hear the professor talking. and still ask “ your in class ?”.
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Asking you very single friend what they’re doing for Valentine’s Day Is malicious.
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Can’t wait till my wife gives birth to our dishwasher and remote fetcher . life will be easier then😩🙌🏽.
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I really can’t wait to flex in tradition with my future spouse.
At a beautiful traditional wedding today of a young British-Ghanaian couple, Joel and Vida, in Mitcham, South London.
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Before I understood Ghanaian currency… my grandfather asked for 8 million and I hung up on that man.
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1. This ain’t me .2.” I’d rather fall into a coma “ is a wild response 😂.
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Every African household got that one random lighter skinned sibling.
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I can’t trust Africans with pet cats . why are you providing accommodations for a witch.
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The west really defaults all our stuff to witchcraft and ion like that.
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dr. Doofenshmirtz…….how did the lady that birthed you fail to show up?😭
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I want my Africans free from “the Africa they don’t show you“ posts. They make us look desperate for validation.
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You are about to eat this food and you receive a break up message from the love of your life. what will you do? 😓😅 #COMEMYWAY
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I ain’t arguing with no uncle who’s stomach enters a room before he do.
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“ y’all wasn’t fw Africans till”…bro some of y’all Africans weren’t fw being Africas till like 5 years ago either 😂.
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Niggas don’t open up a Bible till it’s time to get a tattoo on their chest.
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Are they still selling Africans in Libya or we just don’t care anymore?.
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I remember back in elementary school my mom packed malt with my lunch & my teacher threw it away and called my parents thinking I brought alcohol to school 😂.
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Pls teach your non Ghanaian friends other twi words . how can this girl slide in my dm with “hey kwasia boy🙈”.
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When u go to an African function as a guest and end up as part of the cleaning crew <<<.
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Normalize telling ya bros you love them without adding “ no homo” . it’s 2021 damnit.
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Al-Qaeda when they google themselves only see a bunch of Africans dancing
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You ain’t outdressing an African in traditional clothes…that’s a different type of drip.
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Get rid of that “I’ll do it tomorrow “ mentality. you are slowing down your own progress.
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Imagine I followed thinking ill find my Ghanaian wife and this morning I’m waking up to see “ 🇳🇬, 🇸🇱 ,🇨🇲 ,🇱🇷” back in bios 🥲
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I want the same confidence that the church aunties who can’t sing have.
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I bit into a meat pie and there was spaghetti and fish in there ?!?!😢💔.
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Saweetie’s food ain’t even that bad for y’all to be picking summer walker 😭.
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Ignore these polls. still go out and vote!.
The @FiveThirtyEight presidential election forecast has Joe Biden with an 87 in 100 chance of winning the Electoral College:
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* twitter refreshes outta nowhere *. Me to the app : You ain’t see me reading that tweet
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Davido added an “o” to David and suddenly the world couldn’t pronounce the name.
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African parents cussing just be so funny cuz they just be free styling with these words 😭.
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Washing dishes is fun when you choose to do it
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