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Olathe, KS
Joined September 2010
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
1 year
Why I root for the teams I do. A pinned thread. The University Oklahoma - you know the line of our fight song, “I’m a Sooner born & a Sooner bred, & when I die I’ll be a Sooner dead?” Well, that’s me. I was raised on OU. I attended & graduated from OU. I’m as Sooner as it gets.
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@michaelwhittle
Michael Whittle
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This is the guy you don’t want on your elder board.
@TheJollyBrawler
The Jolly Brawler
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If a Pastor needs scheduled Sabbaticals, I’m not convinced he is in the right line of work. Especially given that the men in his congregation likely work much more physically and often mentally demanding jobs than the Pastorate, and would be laughed out of the factory for asking
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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Classy move. Well done, @LAGalaxy
@LAGalaxy
LA Galaxy
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Tonight, we wear black armbands in memory of Ilona Löwen. Our thoughts are with Edu Löwen, his family, and everyone at @stlCITYsc during this difficult time.
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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And yes somehow now the SEC freshman of the year…
@OU_WBBall
Oklahoma Basketball
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The Nation's Best Freshman 🏆 Aaliyah Chavez has been named ESPN's National Freshman of the Year! @AALIYAH2CHAVEZ // @ESPN
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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Pasquatch! 1 down, 3 to go.
@WBCBaseball
World Baseball Classic
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Vinnie Pasquantino puts Italy on the board first 🇮🇹 #WorldBaseballClassic
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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As a club soccer dad, I can attest that this 100% accurate for me.
@mjpriest1304
Marty Priest
1 day
USA baseball needed the travel ball dad - he knows all the scenarios, has mapped them out extensively and told everyone who will listen (and those that will ignore him). He may be annoying, but he knows the tiebreaker rules, scenarios win or lose and who and when they will play
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@Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs
22 hours
Ain’t done yet. @tkelce is back 🏹
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@Jaberuski
JT
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With everything happening in the world today, I’m surprised we haven’t heard from Uncle Kracker about any of it. His silence is deafening.
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@livvydunne
Olivia Dunne
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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Judge is batting .236 (4 for 17) in this WBC and just struck out as the tying runner in the bottom of the 9th of a potential “get eliminated” game. Never mention him alongside prime Albert Pujols again.
@domlaz562
domeno Lazanga
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@JeffPassan besides aaron judge and roman anthony this is the biggest disgrace to professional baseball in American history
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
1 day
Sounds like someone who has never had burnt ends.
@jramseymmo
rams
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He might be the greatest ever and stuck in Kansas City for life
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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Probably shouldn’t follow my feed then. But you’re welcome for giving you an additional interaction on your blue check mark.
@TexasPreacher
Ryan Denton
2 days
Call me old fashioned, but I don't like to see pastors' feeds dominated by college sports, food reviews, marvel movies, etc. I want to see a man of substance.
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@BucketHatSC
Bucket Hat SC
2 days
If you are able and willing please send letters and cards to the address below and also messages to the email: AllForEdu@stlcitysc.com for Edu and his family to receive. Let’s show the Edu and the Löwen family some love and support in this incredibly difficult time. #AllForCITY
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
2 days
People who jog or walk in the mornings are so condescending.
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@tobyasky
TobyWrites
2 days
This is how I want my team to take penalties, not those nonsense stopping players do. What are these penalties by the way. They studied Kelleher, because why did they all roof the ball https://t.co/EJ7jqxZEHy
@tobyasky
TobyWrites
3 days
Kelleher is a good penalty stopper, but but, di you see those West Ham penalties?😅😅😅 They were putting it where Donarrumma can’t even get to🤣🤣
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@Realneo101
Neo
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Where are the feminists? Where is Greta Thunberg? Where is Angelina Jolie? Where is Jane Fonda? Where is Natalie Portman? Where is Amal Clooney? Where are the libs? Where are they?
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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JUNIOR!
@WBCBaseball
World Baseball Classic
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BOBBY WITT JR., STOP IT! #WORLDBASEBALLCLASSIC
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
3 days
So sad to hear this news. Praying for Löwen & his family!
@stlCITYsc
St Louis CITY SC
3 days
After a two-year battle with cancer, Ilona Löwen passed away this morning, March 9, 2026. We grieve alongside Edu and all those impacted by this loss and ask the CITY community to keep them in your prayers during this difficult time. Ilona was a beautiful example of love,
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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@MLS
Major League Soccer
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Daniel Sallio gives @Torontofc the late lead! 🤯
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
4 days
Preaching Revelation 17-18 today, going through @scotmcknight’s 7 Characteristics of Babylon. Sermons like this are tough to preach & break my heart, but really for one reason. Everyone assumes I’m talking about the “other” side. A classic “I wish so & so would’ve heard this.”
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@kurtjwitten
Kurt Witten
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Man, Afrifa HAS to score that.
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