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@AirIndiaX, today one of your pilots, Capt. Virender Sejwal, assaulted me physically at T1, Delhi Airport. Here are the facts of the matter,: 🔸 Me & my family were guided to use the security check that the staff uses (also the PRM check), because we had a 4 month old baby in a

Blinkit Agent Earns Rs 762 After Delivering 28 Orders In A Day. Assuming each order is around 4 kms (2 to pickup and 2 to drop). That makes it 112 kms each day. If mileage of vehicle is around 40 per litre, it comes to 3 litres of fuel costing around ₹300. One Decent Meal

New math lesson from @JioCare: 5 days × 4 reschedules per day = 20 times I’ve been promised internet. Net result? Still zero internet. Truly a masterclass in subtraction. ➖📶

Fun fact: @JioCare has rescheduled me 20 times in 5 days. If they put this much energy into solving problems instead of rearranging calendars, India would already have 6G. 🚀📡

Update from @JioCare: “We’ve escalated your complaint to the wrong department, assigned the wrong engineer, and rescheduled it indefinitely. But don’t worry, you’re on high priority.” Legendary. 🎭

Day 5: @JioCare assured me a solution with an engineer visit. The update? The engineer himself said, “I won’t be able to solve this.” Wrong department, wrong service, wrong everything. Truly Next-Gen Incompetence™. 🚫

Breaking News: @JioCare redefines “High Priority.” In their dictionary it means: •Day 1: Apology •Day 2: Copy-paste apology •Day 3: Wrong engineer visit •Day 4: Reschedule •Day 5: Still offline Truly pioneering customer archaeology, not customer care. 🏺📶

Day 5 of no internet. @JioCare’s call center team has now told me “high priority” so many times, it feels like a prank show. Maybe next time just be honest and say, “We forgot you exist.” 🎭📞

“Your issue is on high priority” = @JioCare dictionary definition: We will never show up but keep you busy with phone calls. Might as well rename your call center to “Sorry FM” - since that’s all you broadcast. 📻

Called @JioCare again today. Same script, same robotic tone, same promise of “engineer visit in 24 hrs.” Guess what? 5 days later - no engineer, no net. Just world-class training in customer patience yoga. 🧘‍♂️

Every time I call @JioCare, they assure me my case is marked as “high priority.” If this is high priority, I’d hate to see what low priority looks like - maybe a 3-month waiting list? 📞⏳

Honestly shocked. In 2025, we can launch rockets, run AI, and even talk to Mars - but @JioCare can’t fix an internet connection in 5 days. Truly pioneering the future of “No-Net India”. 🚀➡️🕳️

Five days without internet. Five days of excuses. Five days of @JioCare teaching me that the fastest thing in their service is their apology template. Maybe invest in engineers instead of copywriters? 📝⚡

Every time I DM @JioCare, they reply instantly. But when it comes to actually fixing my internet, silence. It’s like being in a relationship where they text “on the way” for 5 days straight and never show up. 💔📶

Paying @JioCare for “high-speed internet” but what I actually got is a 5-day digital detox I never signed up for. Not sure if I should thank you for ruining my work or for turning me into a full-time philosopher staring at walls. 🤔

It’s officially Day 5 without internet thanks to @JioCare. I’ve raised complaints, called multiple times, and all I get is copy-paste replies. If I wanted to live without WiFi, I would’ve moved to the Himalayas. At least the view there is better. 🏔️

After 5 days, @JioCare has officially proven that my neighbor’s WiFi password is more reliable than their customer support. 🫠

Dear @JioCare, I didn’t know my plan came with unlimited frustration and buffering meditation classes. Thanks for the free mental training. 🧘‍♂️📶

𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 “Pricing Clarity” and I’ll send you the full teardown.

No ad spend. Just ruthless UX clarity: Rewrote pricing tiers in user-first language Added use-case labels (“Best for Teams”, “Great for Solo Devs”) Removed FOMO-killing legalese below the CTA The win? €63K from words and layout alone. Want to see the before-and-after?