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Remember when sza had a version of Open Arms without Travis Scott? Bieber needs a Sweet Spot without Sexxy Red.
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I just need some consistency with moving screen calls. In person it’s atrocious.
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all I know is they better have a Red Lobster right outside of Sea World.
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damn near feels like sami has 2,000 career points in the first half.
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🙏 during the locker room celly
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when I see Syd
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@krislumague
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😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂
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the way Jack hit A in the head with the ball 😫😭😂
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the way Jack hit A in the head with the ball 😫😭😂
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14 days
I always expect a mention of “rivalry”.
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14 days
Let’s see how sensitive the whistles get in the second half.
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15 days
smh Syd really had me helping her pin jeans to the ceiling, putting KitKats in the pant legs, and placing KitKats in the shape of 🍑 on the floor 😭.
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15 days
expand these damn rosters.
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19 days
gonna need Dylan Harper to get drafted again tonight.
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This is @dduggs11 with me every time 😭😂
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2 months
USC vs USC 🤔😂.
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🤝
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2 months
When bae been talking for 29 minutes straight and thinks you’re listening but you’re calculating what a $3 bet on a 27-game parlay would cash.
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2 months
10 pairs later 😭.
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2 months
My bank account ain’t ready for May 6 when the A’Ones drop but fuck it we ball.
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2 months
the universe works in m’ysterious ways
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2 months
me running outta Gateway with Lish’s Black Label A’Ones
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