i dropped spencer off at my dad’s so he can start getting used to me leaving for hours and my dad sends me this 🥺

sorry I didn't text you back for a month. darkness took me. and I strayed out of thought and time. stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. but I'm good now. how are you?

i strongly dislike people with no sense of urgency. being inconsiderate of peoples time is my biggest pet peeve.

tell me your family takes mini golf too seriously without telling me your family takes mini golf too seriously

having a dog is basically being a Pokémon trainer and you simply cannot convince me otherwise

they grow up so fast🥲

i ordered 6 bananas and the instacart guy brought 6 BUNCHES of bananas so now my apartment looks like fuckin donkey kong country

lady: *sticks a needle in my arm* me: *tips hat* m’derna

never in my life have a turned down a cup of coffee. if you ever ask me if i wanna go grab a cup of coffee the answer is always absolutely i do

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

pov: Spencer wants to give you a kiss

do you get unreasonably stressed driving through a busy traffic circle or are you not from NJ

@skinnylilbih I literally wanted to kill myself majority of high school and hated going everyday and the pandemic decided to happen when I was having a blast in college?

my dog: *choking on something* me: wtf you eating now

i wonder what my dog thinks when we’re in the car and i replay the same verse of the same song for 30 minutes straight

bank account: $1400 me at the crystal shop: bring me the infinity stones