Hollywood has finally decided to make a movie worth watching

Another season of torment is upon us. Where did I put my chains?

Time for some last minute holiday shopping: Rusty Chains: ✓ Birch branches: ✓ Burlap sacks: ✓ Reindeer: ✓ Funnel: ✓

Don't despair, it's not from any of @santaclaus's first string reindeer.

All that terrorizing and flogging sure wears a demon out. Now to celebrate with some schnitzel and a piping hot mug of reindeer blood.

I traditionally hand out coal and birch-branch floggings. That seems so old world. Perhaps I should modernize my techniques. Suggestions?

Gearing up to do @santaclaus's dirty work.