bill nye: the worlds on fucking fire, we need to do something
the media: this is a big problem
bill nye: finally, thank y-
the media: bill nye said the fuck word
pokemon unite has a huge problem with its currency valuation right now
the first dlc character, gardevoir, was released for only 8,000 coins, while the newest characters are now costing 14,000 coins at launch
google gardevoir inflation for more information
NORMALIZE MAKES ALL THE POKÉMON'S MOVES NORMAL TYPE
NORMALIZE MAKES ALL THE POKÉMON'S MOVES NORMAL TYPE
NORMALIZE MAKES ALL THE POKÉMON'S MOVES NORMAL TYPE
NORMALIZE MAKES ALL THE POKÉMON'S MOVES NORMAL TYPE
NORMALIZE MAKES ALL THE POKÉMON'S MOVES NORMAL TYPE
bernie: i'm not worried about my campaign, i'm dealing with a fucking global pandemic
media: this is serious
bernie: finally, thank y-
media: bernie said the fuck word
d1: and as you can see Hero is using his down special move and selecting Hocus Pocus, which actually has a Random effect. it looks like this one is actually summoning a mid-set Coach for the player-
ee: HOCUS POCUS HERE COMES LOCUS
d1: youre absolutely right ee
shot to the head:
-small target, hard to hit
-skulls are thick
-headshots are so mainstream
shot to the heart:
-and you're to blame
-you give love
-a bad name
trash talk is hype.
being a high-level player and punching down by shitting on randoms and casuals is corny as hell.
there's a difference between these two concepts that i feel like a lot of people don't understand. "roasting" people worse than you doesn't make a good story
this might be a hot take but i think people on the global ban list and people exhibiting symptoms of the bubonic plague should not be in a tournament venue
We have a huge problem in the way we treat women online.
The way a woman acts or what she chooses to post online does not give you permission to sexually harass her, just as the way a woman behaves or dresses in-person doesn't give you permission to sexually harass her irl
“Are you ready for your fighting game lessons?”
Super Smash Bros gulped.
Street Fighter nodded.
Mortal Kombat shuddered.
TEKKEN blinked nervously.
“Yes Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl.” they said in unison.
Socialism never took root in the smash community because 0-2ers see themselves not as exploited pot monsters but as temporarily embarrassed top players.
hero's hocus pocus has a random chance to perform one of the following actions:
-steal a star from a random player
-swap two players' places on the board
-start a duel minigame
-summon bowser with a random event
-put 3 coins on every blue space
calling the TO over to have my opponent DQ’d for mid-set coaching because his henchmen were in the background yelling “yeah boss get him” and “kick his ass boss” all set
i literally burst into uncontrollable laughter for like 5 minutes when i saw this
we’re grown ass adults watching in fear as steve from minecraft gets yet another meta defining piece of tech in super smash bros. what a life we live
friend: how was your weekend?
me: i drowned :(
friend: aw that sucks man, haha what tournament were you at?
me: its been 11 years since the boating accident, henry. you need to let me go
there's a way to say "streaming full-time is a harder job than people realize" without taking a massive shit all over your low-income working class fans who allow you to live off of streaming in the first place
"what do you think about the issues black people face?"
trump: i love the police
"why did you end racial sensitivity programs?"
trump: we need to go back to our country's core values
oh so we're just doing out in the open white supremacy now huh?
*guy posts selfie*
pierce: lookin good dude
*girl posts selfie*
pierce: After gazing upon your divine beauty, your angelic incandescence has stopped my heart cold and I would be the luckiest man in this ethereal plane to get a mere whiff of your womanly musk
the top 5 best ultimate players right now are
1. acola/zackray/cosmos
2. shirayuki/shuton/light
3. tsumusuto/tea/zomba
4. hero/riddles/tweek
5. protobanham/ken/sisqui/asimo/syrup/axiom xl
and it's not up for debate
her: we need to break up
me: is it because i compare everything to communist concepts or because i cant process emotions properly and make bad jokes to cope
her: i cheated on you
me: ...
me: haha nice you seized the means of reproduction and became public goods 😂
notorious sexual abuser defender, taking a bow after platforming another exiled ephebophile: for my next trick, i will cyberbully a teenager for having a speech inpediment
*the crowd erupts into applause*
my 3 year old son just turned to me and said "father, i do believe minecraft steve has an overabundance of powerful tools at his disposal and skews the balance of smash ultimate beyond what should be considered acceptable for fair competition."
we really need to do something