this is what your boyfriend does when he’s home alone.

post gym stink bros. amiright!? 🫨

i love the internet

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saw a movie in imax for the first time and all i couldn’t think of was what it would be like to watch porn on that giant screen 😵‍💫🤤

just got these boots. do we love?

jlube jerking is HUGE

i want a gooner boyfriend 👉👈

this jock was given to me by a beautiful man with a beautiful penis in the middle of a bar. god bless the fags.

Spot me bro, just ignore the musk💪🥵

Stinky boys drool over stinky butts 🤤

sup?

hurt my back and it’s cold in florida. send hugs con cariño. (but not tight ones cause my back)

pit pit pit pit pit pits you smell my pits

i love the porn theater trash cans. guess what i did with them 🫣

uh oh, greasy dumper alert

hallowiener dumpeenur

every stroke feels better in your cave. every huff hits deeper in your cave. cancel your weekend plans, lock the door and let porn take over bro 🧠

Take a deep breath… 😵‍💫

morning bros. say it back.

i hope this reaches its target audience.