Mark Norris
@knocker01
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70’s kid /fostered/adopted/mixed race / heart attack survivor /Carpenter / ❤️ my girls / ❤️carp Fishing (uk pb 32lb 4oz French pb 57lb) /Gooner till I die🔴⚪️
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Tough few days, today is the anniversary of my adopted dad (knocker) passing , 19 years & 2moro the 27th is 18 years my birth mum passing & also my baby sisters b’day who lost her battle to cancer last year ..on top of that my Birth Dad is poorly in hospital ❤️🙏
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Morning lovelies ,Wishing you ALL a merry Xmas ,Once again a huge thankyou for the welcome back ,some of you know most of you don’t ,I lost one of my baby sisters to cancer this year 💔 SO keep those dear to you close & remember loved ones past 😘
Muchos luvos from moi as always
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Ready for a couple of nights under the stars …new Bivvy Table is a game changer 😂🎣…about to get some dinner on …some sort of chunky soup with crusty bread …Appy Fookin Wednesday 🫶🎣🙏😘
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2.23 am …my head is filled with Christmas past ….remembering loved ones ❤️…. Coffee & Candles & hopefully back to bed …Merry Christmas you lovely bunch 🫶😘
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And Reeeelax …blank gone with a very welcome 17lb mirror …🎣🙏🎣🙏🎣🙏
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Mornin ya lovely bunch …the weekend is all about this little fella & the family …my daughter isn’t working so it’s Mote Park today …Beach 2moro …plenty of fresh air & I might rustle up a roast 2moro ..av a crackin weekend wot ever your doin ..muchos luvos from moi as always
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Thankyou for ALL my b’day messages …Turkish was luuuurvely….54 ain’t so bad ….alarm is set for 3.30 am so it’s a n’night from moi …sweet dreams …next instalment of April is not so jolly …so I’m gonna need your support ….muchos luvos as always 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
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Respect paid …bought the van home …number 1 daughter taking me back to the pub ..loads of old faces I ain’t seen since 1986 🫶🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺❤️
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New Bose speaker is the bollocks 🎶 Food done …Knocker scrubbed & Hugo Boss’d up .. Appy Fookin wot ever day it is …Muchos luvos from moi as always …soooo excited …not seen my sister since her wedding …very proud big brother ❤️I gave her away back in July ❤️🫶❤️🫶
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My Nan n Grandads toilet facilities 😂that bastard was proper “Tata’s” in the winter …big ol spiders …3 slow tugs & a quick one to flush …I’d go back in a heart beat ❤️
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Mooornin you lovely bunch from my little corner of Kent …wishing you all a crackin Sunday wot ever your up to …walkies for the Budster & then a family Sunday roast for us ❤️ & if your unlucky I might even squeeze 2 mins in the van wiv Knocker later as it’s New Year’s Eve 🎤🎶🫶
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Delks screamed off to this stunner …28lb 6oz common 🎣🙏(time to put kettle on)
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Wishing my baby sister Lisa a mahooooosive “Appy B’day” from her BIG brother who loves her to the moon & back with Bells on !!! 🎉🎁🎉🎁🎉🥰
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Mornin ya lovely bunch …Appy Fookin Monday ….i’m building cabinets at home & the forecast is 15 degrees & loads of ☀️ in my little corner of Kent 👏👏👏 …av a crackin day wot ever your up to …muchos luvos from moi as always ⚪️🔴🔨🪚✏️🥾🔨🪚✏️🥾🔨🪚✏️🥾🫶
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Appy New Year ya lovely bunch …had a “wobble” 💔…decided to take this week off …hitting the bank 2moro till Friday ..clear mi nut 👊❤️🎣….my girls requested kebabs n salad for Dinner ..apparently slimming world freezers are empty in Icelands 😂..see you 2moro from the bank 🎣
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Daaaaad as you’ve got the day off can we go out pleeeeaaaase 🐾🫶🐾🫶
(Mornin ya lovely bunch …it’s walkies & cooking for me …av a crackin Sunday …Muchos luvos from moi & the Budster) ☕️❤️☕️❤️
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Av a crackin weekend wot ever your up to …muchos luvos from moi as always 🥃🎶☀️🥃☀️🎶🥃☀️🎶🥃☀️🎶🥃
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Lovely evening had ..a little Turkish place near us …lots of lovely comments …BUT you may have seen a couple of “stoopid” ones in the mix …they have been blocked immediately …straight off the bat 😂…promised myself with the new account if your a div …I will jog you on ❤️
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Mornin ya lovely bunch …I’m triple busy on the driveway …BUT the sun is out & the choons are on …av a crackin day wot ever your up to …muchos luvos from Lou as always 😂❤️🎶🎶❤️🎶❤️🎶😘
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Mooorning ya lovely bunch …brekky done …coffee done …☕️🔨🪚✏️🥾..av a crackin day wot ever your up to ..muchos luvos from moi (⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️)
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Moooornin ya lovely bunch ….Appy Fookin Friday wot ever your up to ….its a damp & drizzly day in London ☔️☔️☔️
Site opens at 7 so I’ll be checkin back in after 4 (ish) …Muchos Luvos from moi as always 🔨🪚✏️🥾🔨🪚✏️🥾☕️🫶❤️
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N’night from me n the Budster ….my eyes are all rolled out from divvy comments 😩😳😩…see ya 2moro 🫶
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De - Greened the Barnet …showered …Hugo Boss’d up …cold sherbet poured …goin out out for a “Turkish” as I can’t be arsed to cook …Cheers ya lovely bunch ..Appy Fooking Bank “Oliday” 🍺❤️🍺❤️🍺❤️🍺😘
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Sooooo I’m all wrapped up …6 winter Carp to show for my efforts …2 over 25lb ….mission to clear mi nut …despite the rain I’ve had a great time sleeping under the stars …no work till Monday 👏
Appy Fookin Friday you lovely lovely bunch ❤️🎣❤️🎣❤️🎣❤️🎣❤️🎣😘
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Mornin lovelies from my little corner …the carp gods were definitely looking down on me last night …rains coming in later & temperature dropping so snuggle time in the bivvy …av a crackin day muchos luvos from moi as always 🎣❤️
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Ar’noon lovelies …it’s just dawned on me that since my return my screen time has risen from the 20 minutes a day I got it down to ….& I’m drinking again !!! 😳😳😂😂….Appy Fookin Tuesday 🫶🍺🥃
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Cheers ya lovely bunch … I’m “ome”…
showered …Hugo Boss’d up & chillin 🥃
It’s lookin like I’ve actually got the day off 2moro 🙏….So Av a crackin evening wot ever your up to …..Muchos luvos from moi as always 🫶🥃😘🫶😘🥃
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Sorry ya lovely bunch ….double busy under the streets of London …making sure all the fire breaks are in under the restaurant so we don’t have any accidents in the future 🙏👊Av a crackin evening wot ever ya up to ..muchos luvos from moi as always 🫶
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Mooooornin ….Come down to another load of pots n bleedin pans 🤷♂️…it’s now Spotless ! Let’s see ow long before it’s a mess !! …Appy Fookin Wednesday 😂🎄
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Moooooornin ya lovely bunch …bit of Brekky then it’s autumnal walkies wiv the Budster …Av a crackin day wot ever your up to …muchos luvos from moi as always 🐾❤️🍁🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂
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Typical …new fishing boots delivered the day I get home 😂😂 (easy girls) 🎣🥾
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Mooooooornin ya lovely bunch from my little corner of Kent ….the body clock kicked in hours ago …SO I’m BBQ shopping ….butchers is done …Morrisons for more sherbets & goodies & of course lots of coffee ☕️av a crackin weekend muchos luvos 🍗🍅🥬🧅🍔🍺☀️🎶☀️🎶☀️🎶☀️🎶❤️
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Arfnooooon ya lovely bunch …as you’ve probably guessed I’m triple busy …& once again covered in some sort of dust 😳😳😳….BUT the Choons are on & the sun is OUT OUT ☀️☀️👏👏🔨🪚✏️🪚❤️….av a crackin day …Muchos luvos from moi as always 😘(quilt sorted thankyou for your help)
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Moooooorning ya lovely bunch …Av a crackin Sunday wot ever your doin …Muchos luvos from moi as always … It’s Beach / Morrisons / Butchers / love job at my nephews / roast dinner & finally FA cup on the box for the Norris clan today ☕️🍳🐾🥩🔨🪚✏️🥾⚽️🙏❤️
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Merry Christmas to my “Gooner Family”
🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
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All scrubbed up …Boss’d up ..fed ..watered & off to the park …Appy Fookin Saturday 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
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Salty sea dog Budster is “ome” showered up & chilling on the sofa …Appy Fookin Saturday 🫶🐾🫶🐾❤️
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Butchers opens 5.30am Morrisons at 6 Appy Fookin Saturday 🥱☕️🎄☕️🎄
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Moooornin ya lovely bunch …I’m working till beer o clock about 12.30 🙏⚽️🙏⚽️Av a crackin bank “oliday” weekend wot ever your up to ….muchos luvos from moi as always 🔨🪚✏️🥾🍺☀️⚽️🙏
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Mooorning ya lovely bunch …av a crackin day …wot ever your up to …muchos luvos from moi 🫶☕️✏️🔨🪚
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Sat outside shop after shop after shop😂😂I get to look back at France in October ….my 57llb common 🇫🇷🎣😎
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& we are OFF ….chop chop chopping …peeling …mixing …roasting & drinking …see you on the other side 😂🎄🫶😘
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The rain has arrived ….its snuggle down time with a bit of “Porridge” 🎣☔️🎣☔️
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Mornin lovelies ,funeral for me today , I’ve “ummed n arred” all weekend about going…but we always said we’d be there for our mates when we lose someone close.. …a an old mate lost his dad …we go back to 1981 so we’ll be paying our respects & being there if he needs us ❤️
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Mooornin ya lovely bunch …I’m already in town …site opens in 8 mins …it was a Greggs grab & go for breakfast at 5 this morning …Appy Fookin Friday wot ever your up to …Muchos luvos from moi as always 🔨🪚✏️🥾🎶☀️☕️❤️🫶😘
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Mooornin ya lovely bunch …another early start …BUT I had the pleasure of a little visitor this morning to see me off…so we shared a ham omelette whilst discussing our plans for the day ….Av a crackin day wot ever your up to muchos luvos from me & the Budster 🐾🫶❤️
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Skin n Blister en route ….i’m in full 70’s Buffet mode ….Quiche / Pâté / Cheese n cucumber sarnie’s / Ham Sarnie’s / Cheesy balls / Salsa dips / pickled onions / cheese n pineapple sticks / Beer n Cider on ice …afternoon of catch up …gooner’s on the box later ..PERFECT ⚽️🍺❤️
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Moooornin ya lovely bunch 😊…good thing about pizza dough is , it’s basically a bread recipe …SO it’s home made bread with some scrambled eggs to set me up to finish the Log Store ..Av a crackin Saturday wot ever your doin ..muchos luvos from moi as always 🍞🍳☕️🔨🪚✏️🥾🥶❤️
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Arfnooooon ya lovely bunch …I had a little helper yesterday …he’s become quite the expert at removing wrapping paper 😂😂😂🎁🐾🎁🐾🎁🐾🎁🐾
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Mornin ya lovely bunch ,still stuck in the bivvy ,kettle on ,brilliant session so far, absolutely buzzin ,just waiting for it to stop SODDIN RAINING !!! so I can get packed up & get my arse “ome”, there’s a cafe on site so looking to warm mi cockles up with a fry up 🥶☔️🎣❤️
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Steak sizzling …peas popping & chips Ready for the 3rd blast …😈
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Steak & home made Triple cooked chips for dinner …the process starts now !! 😇
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