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fun fact : i had two sets of baby teeth.

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and thus the snake goes: "yay ! yummy tail for dinner !!".

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i share a strong affinity with stale bread.

explaining social cues to a magic player : "reading the room explains the room".

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the girls are always talking about getting bruises and not knowing where they came from . its me , the somnopugilist.