5000 characters and here are the ones I’m most like

Max Massey OPOTY campaign alive and thriving during this prez day final

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

Adventure Time episodes vs their title cards

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

this is how it feels applying for jobs

I can tell by my boyfriend’s breathing patterns and/or tone of voice if he is on the chess dot com app

I love admitting when I’m wrong bc it gives me a break from always being right like finally

I made some more enemies today

hi i'm a horror director and the scariest thing i can imagine is an old woman

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After 400 years of speculation, the identity of the most iconic mystery woman in literature will be revealed. Please join me, live on Zoom, next Sunday, 9/21/2025, 5 PM EST: Watch History Unfold! https://t.co/xPPmX3bLR5

Being unemployed is so stressful bro

If they made going home and not going out into a powder I would snort it

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If u only kno me by my twitter you might think im the worst person alive and if you also kno me irl you might also think that

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when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

This person has not met a frisbee community