klondike five
@klondike_five
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I'm a strong dead thing, looking out for itself
Milwaukee
Joined June 2012
By sampling the Kidz Bop version of "Africa," I have officially lost control of my life. https://t.co/7RJazLFsHf
#africa #vaporwave #africawave #synergy
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Eco-conscious trap DJ, sipping lean through a paper straw in a styrofoam cup.
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My '90s Swing Revival Tribute Band is having trouble settling on a name. We know we want it to be a synonym of "Cherry Poppin' Daddies"; I want it to be "Berry Chompin' Poppas," but our drummer wants it to be "Child Molestin' Perverts."
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The prequel, "Holy Crap, Look At All Those Mimzies," was considered by many a flop in spite of its Certified Fresh rating.
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Get out of my dreams, get in to my Carmen Sandiego LARPing group.
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Mr. James Ray has evaded law enforcement officials and positive identification for twenty years. If anybody can provide information as to his whereabouts, contact the FBI, or call your Congressional reps and tell them to close the "who wants to know" loophole.
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Me and Mr. Blobby Down By The Schoolyard (A True Story) https://t.co/JIGDvOfY9k
#mrblobby #darkambient #glitch
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0 results for "edible whoopie cushion." Do I contact the US Patent Office before or after I get the prototype ready?
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No humans have worked at Boston Dynamic since May 2016. Yet, progress continues.
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Mmmm, me too: https://t.co/nYUZL761lS
#steamedhams #simpsonsshitpost #simpsonsshitposting #darkambientshitposting
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If you begin playing Ben Folds Five's "Brick" at 5:59:39 AM tomorrow morning, he will say "Six AM, day after Christmas" at the corresponding time and date. Start your post-holiday abortion off right!
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A WAR ON XMAS 2017 | SOLSTICE NOISE ALBUM + VIDEO FIRE #waronchristmas #christmasnoise #yule #noisemas(?)
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Shout-out to the real MVP of Stranger Things 2: cars accelerating quickly in reverse.
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