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Astros. 2 x #MMMSP Champion (retired) #SIUEFA Friend of Kosmo the dog My boss agrees with everything I say.

Texas, USA
Joined January 2012
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@klkdave
dave
4 years
Hug your pups, y'all. They're gone way too fast.
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@klkdave
dave
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We used to be a proper country.
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
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1925 criminal's mugshot
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RT @matt_vanswol: So I'll end with this. Real empathy DOES NOT ERASE REALITY. It cares about ALL people impacted by a policy, or a trag….
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Ohtani hit on -500 on Schwarber hitting a dinger tho. Not even Pete Rose did that.
@MLBONFAX
(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB
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Kyle Schwarber on hitting 4 HRs in a game
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RT @MLBONFAX: Kyle Schwarber on hitting 4 HRs in a game
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I need to do a better job of following back. If you're following and I didn't, reply here.
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Says the guy that owns an AI company that just released an image generator.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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This looks fake, but it’s real.
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dave
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RT @nottelinguagain: And as others have said, it will always be, fuck Dallas.
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dave
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Who is compared in the message? Is it JJ and Micah or is it Cal and Jerry?. Seriously. What school gave you a math degree. People with functioning frontal lobes deserve to know.
@SugsFromHOU
Tournament Arc Kiki Mendoza
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dave
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You can't seriously read a post in which no comparison of players is made and think there was a comparison of players made.
@SugsFromHOU
Tournament Arc Kiki Mendoza
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You can’t seriously think JJ Watt after 10 years in the league and a mountain of injuries is comparable to Micah Parsons in his prime as far as trade value.
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dave
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Y'all hating on Jerry Jones and forgetting that if he got a piece of used gum in trade then he did better than Cal McNair did with JJ Watt. But do continue hating on Jerry. He deserves it. 😂.
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dave
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Bagwell is that fan that thinks anything hit in the air is a homer off the bat.
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dave
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When the wheels come off in the top of the 5th, it's this guy's fault:.
@TheAstrosLocker
Daniel Meyer
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Framber looking like he can throw a Maddux tonight. The stuff is crisp.
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@klkdave
dave
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ITT we learn there are no innocents in Mexico. Everyone is involved in the cartels.
@dabignalga13
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@klkdave The thousands you speak of are folks involved in the cartel business. Where do cartels get their guns?. Merica! . 😉.
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dave
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I don't see 2A folks using dead children for political gain. That's you.
@dabignalga13
Nototrious NLGA
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@klkdave The same empathy 2A folks have?.
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@klkdave
dave
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Oh look. The "empathy" crew is at it again.
@dabignalga13
Nototrious NLGA
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@gallegos_fam Well they were in there praying and that didn’t work.
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dave
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Temporary stripper poles are stupid, ladies. Permanent mount to a joist is the way to go.
@klara_sjo
Klara
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RT @MLBNetwork: Welcome back, Yordan Alvarez! 👀. (via @Mastercard #BallparkCam)
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The bodies are still warm and despite having no information, @GIFFORDS_org is fundraising on the corpses of dead children.
@2Aupdates
Rob Romano
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@klkdave
dave
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When you buy a new car and they offer you an extended warranty, BUY IT. $1500 spent 9 years ago saved me big time. My cost this week including rental car:$100. (Yes, it's factory parts and dealer pricing, but even aftermarket at an indy shop would have been $10k.)
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dave
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This had absolutely nothing to do with the 12% drop in their stock share price. Absolutely nothing!
@CrackerBarrel
Cracker Barrel
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We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm
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