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@kleptnoir
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⠀⠀⠀ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 @abs0lut1sm ꨄ︎
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Joined September 2025
— rare photo of zoë kravitz in first days on the set of the batman (2022)
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don’t even have to say their names, everyone knows who mother and father are
name a ship with the letter B
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⠀⠀⠀ So big that’s it’s on my mind even he isn’t here …
You're so relatable.
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ONE MUTILATION / UNDER GOD.
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⠀⠀⠀ She was in the shadows , not in her catwoman suit though … A nice long black dress , and heels . Though it was strange to be in an alley all alone. " You lost .ᐣ "
He paused looking around…why does he feel watched?
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" Nice try little spider , but this kitty can handle herself .. Get a move on , will you ? " ⠀⠀⠀ She practically hissed as her eyes shifted again , if he stuck around she wouldn’t be able to properly get in. " I hate repeating myself. "
“ They all say that — ” Always quick with a comeback, he was. Leaping onto a wall near her— watching her shift to the side as if she noticed something . “ how ‘bout I stick around, make sure curiosity doesn’t get this cat killed. ”
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Absolute Catwoman launches in May 2026, showcasing Selina as cunning, resourceful, and a force to be reckoned with. In the story: “Selina finding out that reaching the top hasn't meant she has won and she has to fight her way all the way back to Gotham.”
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⠀⠀when does a ripple become a tidal wave .ᐣ ⠀when does the reason become the blame .ᐣ ⠀when does a man become a monster .ᐣ
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"I have 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 and not nearly enough training, but I'm doing this 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬. Being a superhero is 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠. Everyone should 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐭."
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" I’m better off alone , ” ⠀⠀⠀ She shifted , her eyes finally breaking contact for a split second . Of course she was planning something , a heist , so the spider had to go. " so scram. "
“ didn’t wanna leave you all by yourself. ” stepping a bit closer to the cat burglar.
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" Tch , spiders don’t make noises .. You should know. " ⠀⠀⠀ She’d stare back at him , not breaking the contact.
Taking a step closer, arms crossed. “ uh…spiiiiiider ~? ”
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𝑴𝑨𝒀𝑩𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑰𝑺𝑵'𝑻 𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝒀𝑬𝑻. 𝑰 𝑮𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑹𝑬.
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⠀⠀⠀ She narrowed her eyes back , purring softly at the other. " Mrrroowww … "
Quickly turning, eyes narrowed onto her. " Hey there. "
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⠀⠀⠀ She bent over and stared at the other.
She is. But so is he.
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⠀⠀⠀ Nooo , she’s so sneaky !
he knows she’s there.
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