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@kjmonkster

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Working Class Inked Rocker, I am the master of my fate I am the captain of my soul. Simplicity Is The Ultimate Sophistication. póg mo thóin ☘️

South West, England
Joined November 2018
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Slim Fatman
1 year
Think working all the 13hr shifts or sometimes a lot more & weekends Birthdays Crimbo for 16 years for HMP was enough probably too much to be healthy for body or soul so now coasting, fuck the hard work day in day out, must be play time by now #WSLR ☠️ WORK SUCKS LETS RIDE ❤️‍🔥
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Slim Fatman
9 days
Apparently The Windsors Do Work well claim benefits & a free huge house {don’t mention sweating}
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CNN Breaking News
10 days
Prince Andrew will no longer use royal titles, saying continued accusations "distract" from the work of the British royal family
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Slim Fatman
21 days
3XL XXXL To no X L my hope was to get down to 15-16st 215lbs ish 100kg Now down to 86kg 190lbs 13.7st New target maybe a few more pounds to lose maybe Mug of tea 🫖 & a apple 🍏 to celebrate #diet #carnivore #boozefree
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Slim Fatman
1 month
I never Noticed these (mooring {not sure what they are} jetty ties) before. A very pleasant stroll this AM, Remember Be Happy #southwest #somerset #burhamonsea #seaside #beach #sand #beachbum #monochrone #bos #sea #waves
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The IBF World Welterweight Champion… 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑! 🐊🏆 #CrockerDonovan2
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Slim Fatman
2 months
While Working on Black Betty {ok just checking the oil} a old lady asked if she could look in the lock up & she kept talking at me & then asked my age & Said I Thought You Were Older, Was It A Hard Life, No, ho maybe To easy then !! You Got To Love It póg mo thóin
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Slim Fatman
2 months
So basically ignore everyone
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Slim Fatman
3 months
1st a power surge ⚡️ then a slow evacuation 🚶🏻 now back in 🚶🏻‍➡️ The Excitement Never Ends 🤠 Still waiting for breakfast 🍳 WSM General Hospital
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Slim Fatman
3 months
Causes A Shit Nights Sleep
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Slim Fatman
3 months
THE DOGS BOLLOCKS My HBA1C is 36 I Have kicked the shit out my Diabetes Type 2 i Killed that fucker in 3yrs So just an obese twat soon just to be a fat cunt & my serum ALT down from 67.54 to 14U/L so liver is doing fine
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3 months
The weight of the boat is less, the brick weight no longer matters so the boat displaces less water, the brick sinks to the bottom of the lake its cubic volume is the deciding factor & how much water is soaked into it So in conclusion i have no fucking idea
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World of Engineering
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World of Engineering
4 months
Mechanical reasoning test
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Slim Fatman
4 months
Viva The Republic The Sweet Taste Of Freedom All Empires Crumble & Fall #independenceday #republica #irishamericans
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Slim Fatman
4 months
A Visitor (Todd) Checking Out The Sites & The Leaning Tower Of St Andrews Church BOS After Fish & Chips At The Victoria Hotel On The Sun Terrace #somerset #bos #burnhamonsea #leaningtower #leaningtowerofbos #victoriahotelburnhamonsea
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Slim Fatman
7 months
Why Bikers Hate Winter most of our life here is spent inside trying to keep warm while Looking at rain drops & reading a bill #harleydavidson #dyna #MCMF #deadrockers #WhiteTrash #rockabilly #inked #Wideglide #worksucksletsride #Rockers #greaser #biker #CelticPride ☘️
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Slim Fatman
10 months
NHS 987 Inclusion A&E eligibility criteria who seen and tested first? 1 Homeless 2 user/exuser Class A Drugs 3 are on methadone 4 Alcohol misuse (alcoholics) 5 undocumented migrants (illegal) 1st pregnant, children, old productive members of society then 15432 #nhs #NHS987
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Slim Fatman
1 year
Things you find at the scrap yard
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carolbarett
1 year
Yes ! Most people have short memories when it suits
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1 year
@carolvorders Broke again they were skint under thatcher they owed the RBS over a million never trust a Tory
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1 year
Expect They Did Someone Took The Photo
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