Zero motivation to pack my house rn so came to document that we sign papers at 7:30 am tomorrow and i haven’t packed a single thangggg 💀

Me in self checkout camera at Target

Drakes new album is worse than kids bop. 🤧 #HonestlyNevermind #HonestlyAWFUL

SUPPORTING ANOTHER PERSONS SUCCESS WILL NEVER FUCK UP YOURS. ✌️

When your highschool bully starts selling an MLM pyramid scheme 🤡🤡🤡 Sheesh karma really is a bitch

Skinny girl summer sounds good but Mexican food sounds better

I Venmoed the bartender $25 in the bathroom for giving me and my sister cups of water WITH Straws 🤣🤣🤣💀 can’t hang @marissamegis

Just bought a tortilla warmer at home goods if that doesn’t scream getting old idk what will 🤣🤣 i used to just microwave that shit

It’s dangerous to be unsure of your own value 💯

I’m at the age wjerr friends call me to tell me their pregnant i immediately want to get pregnant with them 🤣❤️

I swear more and more people from highschool are marrying partners who look like they could be siblings.

They look like twin brothers about to pitch a questionable business on shark tank. #TheBachelor

All the boys in high school who were d bags… now have a receding hairline. Tough 🤧😂

Even lexi cut Kat’s scenes out the play

#Euphoria Lexi's mom in the audience be like

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's 55 degrees in February and it feels like you just took a party drug.

Am I, attracted to Eminem? #HalfTimeShow