yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

A very awkward moment for Gary Neville on #HIGNFY as Ian Hislop points out he could criticise Qatar's human rights from home without taking their money. [Via BBC]

Long-term sex pest Greg was kind enough to send me a willy-themed happy birthday message yesterday Unfortunately I was distracted by a mark on his body which I had to inform him was the start of something terrible 😞 (This really is the best way to deal with online perverts 😂)

Ngl 96 year olds are meant to die. You know who’s not meant to die? 24 year olds, at the hands of the police

She was tortured with axes during Kenya's struggle for independence from British colonial rule. As Britain celebrates the Platinum Jubilee of its monarch, this old fighter wants to send her a message: "Let Elizabeth bring what belongs to me."

I don’t want a bird that no one fancies?? Luca is making me feel sick #loveisland

Like ‘she was such a nice girl’. She still is hun

Why do the housemates people that have left the villa are dead? #LoveIsland

If I hear Jaqs say test one more time #LoveIsland

Dami and Indiyah will be back together in a week watch #loveisland

Luca said what he said #loveisland

He really said who’s Tasha #LoveIsland

I fully don’t understand why these boys thing you can only test a connection with a kiss #LoveIsland

Dami needs to relax #LoveIsland

LOOOOL ‘I was gonna say that too’ same vibe as ‘nah she goes to a different school’ #LoveIsland

This is all Mystic Dami’s fault he should’ve seen this coming #LoveIsland

Obsessed!? #LoveIsland

Luca and Jax toxic twosome #LoveIsland

Sorry Gemma needs out of this how is she more mature than Luca #LoveIsland

This. All of this. Every word. #RoeVsWade