luna ๐
@kittyandthemoon
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a beautiful med to call your own
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Joined August 2024
If youโre not having fun as a woman, youโre doing it wrong.
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My cat is kind of a visionary bc I really do get the appeal of just getting into the dryer while itโs running.
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Colter Wall and Orville Peck are saving country music, btw. Itโs true, you can trust meโI have my Stetson on rn. We are going to do terrible things to Morgan Wallen. ๐คซ
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My dear friend, Fat Greedy Jew, will hear of these slights against me, scoundrel
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Iโd give some of my oomfs children. ๐ซถ
yโall give out ur numbers to oomfs? like on the internet??
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My mother would have a conniption about tonightโs outfit, so I know I look good.
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As a woman, am I allowed to say Iโm boutta blow my shit smoove off or is that like hitting the Zyzz pose and therefore only for beautiful white men?
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Does anyone from Gen TikTok want to teach my ancient, cradle-of-civilization, Mediterranean, would-look-better-as-a-statue ass how to take hot pictures of myself? I do not photograph well but Iโm getting mogged by men rn, and this cannot stand.
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Me and the guy at the smoke shop who never lets me pay for the daiquiri-flavored vape that inevitably gives me an uncomfortable and anxiety-inducing nicotine high
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Alternatively, be with someone you actually trust and respect and only jokingly pretend to go through his phone so he can jokingly get mad at you and lay you across his lap and then, you know, see what happens from there. Girls, you donโt want the male feminist, I promise.
I saw this post about a man who didnโt get mad when his girl checked his phone. He said, โInstead of being mad, I asked myself what made her feel unsafe.โ The next day, he brought her favorite snacks and told her, โIโm sorry you ever felt unsafe. Itโs only you. Itโs always been
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When youโre in a โbe devoid of any real personality or organic thoughtโ competition and your opponent is one of these ancestral larpfag accounts that posts about raw milk for years on end
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bringing back internment camps til we figure out what the hell is going on with that banana bread
these bay area asian girlbosses shooting the banana bread up onto twitter like a bat signal, coinciding with the rise of urban raccoons approaching humans in an attempt to get domesticated signs and portents
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Donโt be telling gym rats you like our bodies, ok? Self-hatred is a critical part of my body recomp.
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my grandma would wrap me up in her huge jacket like this and wait for the school bus with me
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What if I hit โsendโ on a text that would surely bring my world crashing down if it ever got leaked? Just for funsies?
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