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why do men pose like they’re trying to multiply 24x48 in their heads
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my biggest flex is that i converted my bhakt parents to centrists and now to fully anti bjp in the course of 3 years 😌
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barbie gf dragging her oppenheimer bf to the barbie movie premiere
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“is Animal THAT bad?”
idk man is alpha male theory obsessed delhi man child proposing to a woman by saying “YOU HAVE A BIG PELVIS” bad for you?? and that’s just the first 15 minutes of the movie.
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they need to make Devil Wears Sabya with these two asap
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women, we have the chance to the craziest thing (order only iPills from zomato)
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the "overachiever, top of their class student" to "unhinged, idgaf about classses student" pipeline is real.
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calling me the ‘feminist type’ will never be an insult
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that one debate team dude in class who just cannot admit he can be wrong
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the feminine urge to look for a college outside their city in search of freedom
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“have kids early and be free to focus on bigger things in life” kyuki you won’t be the one raising the kids, you’re a man.
Best advice I've heard on when to get married and how it anchors your career. Absolutely agree with him.
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joining rakhi sawant’s instagram broadcast channel was the best decision
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it’s vivek from CID ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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and all of them are about ranbir’s issues
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she’s is dating her ex’s ex’s sister’s ex
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“our lord & saviour jesus christ”
“i shall miss you dianne”
WHAT RANDOM LETTER DID YOU PUT ON ANANYA PANDEY’s WALL GAURI
my first home .. my dream home ❤️ thank you
@gaurikhan
no one could have understood exactly what I wanted better than you and made it so so so special for me ❤️ you’re the best, love you!!!
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idk how to explain it but vedang raina and shobita dhulipala can easily play siblings
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y’all…. extra marital affairs are more common and normalised in the indian society than you think…i wasn’t ready
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if you're a college/school student looking for internships, please, and i cannot stress this enough - DON'T GO TO INTERNSHALA
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ye david beckham kitna nalla hai, kisi se bhi mil raha hai
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the way Selena Gomez kinda looks like Mumtaz in my head, a thread :
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AR Rehman is not getting any work due to a gang working against him in Bollywood??!!?! AR REHMAN?!!! FUCK YOU, BOLLYWOOD.
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oh i love traditionals.
girls literally wear this duplicate chikankaari kurti and baggy jeans witha 250 rupay ka jhola and put some chapri earrings and then say oh i love traditionals
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why tf would i choose a career path if money wasn't a conflict
If money wasn't a conflict, what career path would you choose?
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when my seniors talk about their college life i feel so out of place because they GREW so much through college fests, organising events, making friends, building a network and here i am sending "link??" in my class group and i don't even know FOR WHICH FKN CLASS 😭
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the audacity of indian parents asking you to get married while being in the most dysfunctional marriage mankind has ever seen will always be beyond me 🤡🤡🤡
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someone needs to study the psychological impact of living double lives — one for yourself vs one for your parents — especially on indian young adults asap, because DAMN it has normalised pathological lying, feeling controlled and the constant sense of never “being good enough”
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😭😭😭 this aunty rang our doorbell to ask "aapka whatsapp bhi nhi chal raha kya??!!" at 11pm??
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okay i installed bumble after 1.5 years and lmao people are still making chai, pizza, brooklyn 99, the office and friends their WHOLE personality?! 😭😭
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i don't think soup GETS the hype it deserves like it's literally delicious, healthy and comforting at the same time??? aur kya chaiye
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Ram Kapoor from Bade Achhe Lagte Hain 2 is def a character written by women
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andrew garfield deserved this thirsting n drooling over 9 years ago too the world was just not ready
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all characters this dude played
"Characters that don't deserve the hate" fuck that give me characters that deserve to be hated on for the rest of time
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IN LAST 24 HOURS:
> Hathras DM was caught pressuring the family on camera
> Members of opposition + Media were prohibited from meeting the family
> Twitter algorithm reset; hashtags disappeared
> Section 144 in protest areas
> ADG said there was no rape
THEY'RE TRYING HIDE IT.
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he was the real G of indie pop in the 90s and early 2000s. laut aao Ganesh Hegde 🫶🏻
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bruhhh idc about engagement, anniversary, shaadi waghera waale posts on instagram like good 4 them lesgooo but oh my goddd, people going to study abroad??? THAT SHIT HURTS SO BAD
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did it hurt? when you worked so hard to get into a college away from home but couldn't experience it because of the pandemic???
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i knew the h&m x sabyasachi saree looked familiar 😭‼️
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as you go to sleep tonight just remember that somewhere out there our lord, our saviour Himesh Reshammiya is working really hard on his new album's release and be thankful for it, mf
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prayer circle:
🕯 🕯
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🕯 safe from 🕯
pasoori remake
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may you never hear it.
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unpopular opinion but like peaky blinders is a really good show ruined by cis het men trying to build their who personality around it
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aurat sirf apne pasandida mard ko hi apne ghar ke kalesh ke baare mein batati hai
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bro how do you decide if you want to do a job or go for masters
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don’t you love it when women being a lil flawed and eccentric is considered horror in media, but when a man does it, he’s deep
'Jab We Met' is a Horror Movie from the Male Perspective.
Among the earliest mainstream films in India to normalise and even celebrate mental illness in women.
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this guy said “so sorry i will be 10 mins late” and surprised me with flowers on a day when i needed them the most. he was out there google-mapping a nearby florist. little things. 🧿
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I saw Abhishek Upmanyu live today and this unreal mf did 2-3 shows in one day, catering around 1100+ audience members and managed to make all of them laugh altogether 🥺🥺 so wholesome man,
@AbhiUpmanyu
you're kinda oho but we all go haha 👀 maybe very proactive afterall?
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hi,
twitter has been a place infested with seemingly 'wholesome' men who use their clout and social circle to come forth as trustworthy. if you, as a woman, feel uncomfortable at any point – please don't be afraid to call them out or reach out to someone who can put out the word.
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this dude picked up his wife’s call and said “yes kanmani, tell me. okay kanmani. sure kanmani. cool, thank you, see you kanmani” I WILL CRYYYYYY
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whoever once decided to mix cranberry juice and alcohol together needs to be kissed real hard idk
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this guy at work brought his girlfriend to the party as a +1 and after we were done w the secret santa, he revealed that there’s a surprise secret santa gift for someone and revealed a bouquet of flowers “for the love of his life” 😭😭😭😭
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providing and caring for your children while being emotionally absent (or abusive) is not the love desi parents think it is.
what’s your hot take on desi culture that would have you in this position
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delhi oomfs, this is how sky looks like just in case you forget 🏃🏻♀️💨
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I JUST REALISED I HAVE 7 CASUAL LEAVES LEFT BUT THIS YEAR HAS ONLY 4 DAYS LEFT 😭😭😭😭 FML
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downloaded a dating app to move on from a crush, started talking to a guy, turns out they know each other. i'll kms
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every indian mother deserved a better life, the one they could make
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"whatsapp sues the indian govt over privacy concerns"
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wdym i can't burn down my college in the name of happy lohri???
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spotify wrapped this, spotify wrapped that how about YOUR ARMS WRAPPED AROUND ME RIGHT NOW
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Hi
I'm a media student and have written a piece on the
#boyslockerroom
incident and how it is linked with rape culture. It is well researched and 100% orginal.
I am willing to give it for free to any news agency for publication purposes.
Pls RT for visibility & tag news agencies!
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when you’re vibing with your manager and they suddenly become your manager
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uorfi javed for the dirty magazine! she’s slayingggg, i loveee these shots🤌
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i'm sorry but transaltions won't be as funny, y'all would never know how hilarious this man is 😭😭😭😭
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imagine witnessing the deadliest wave of covid in your country ONE month ago and the first thing that comes to your mind when cases go down..is.."chal shimla chalte hain"
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@atharva_karn
humans of ny : stories of suffering, courage, stories that move you, shake you to your core - preaching that somehow such incredible stories surround us in the form of humanity
humans of b*mbay : hum tuition bunk karke movie dekhne aaye hain aur sirf dost hain hehe lmao
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