All I want in life is enough fuck you money to just buy Friends on iTunes so I don’t have to be depressed that they took it off Netflix.

Is @kerrywashington going to play someone I can’t fall in love with in The Prom because that’s going to be more shocking to me than a homophobic pta.

Has anyone done a political cartoon with trumps head on a Ducks body where someone has lamed that duck? Because I wanna see it!

Okay but low key how do I get that Pfizer vaccine so that I can go to Biden’s inauguration?

First time seeing this bunch since COVID shutdown everything that made life entertaining. @ Exiled - Trail of Terrors

Andy Cohen should moderate the next debate.

Ready for Football Sunday!!! #germanshepherd #catsofinstagram #miamidolphins

Julia Louis Dreyfus is a godsdamn American treasure.

Got lost in the woods today... #germanshepherd @ Lexington Lake Park

Corona approved shenanigans

Sometimes I think about the fact that COVID might be the only thing that stopped Trump from turning the Rose Garden into a field of poison ivy because roses are for pussies? But now he’s too busy saying wearing a mask is for pussies...

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Happy Birthday to this lunatic! Love you momma bear!!!

Is anyone still making bread?

Who gave him the right to be this handsome? #catsofinstagram #bowtie

Happy Father’s Day to the guy who taught me to fish with an old broom and always sends me pics of my fur babies when I’m out of own!

I did this activity in college and it completely changed my life. Everyone should participate in something like this.

I literally just consulted a copy of Emily Post re:wedding presents. So say Emily Post, so say I!

Happy Mother’s Day to the craziest lunatic I know. The only one who could raise a crazy lunatic like me.

#RunWithMaud