That’s on par with Borat’s sister being the 2nd best prostitute in all Kazakhstan.

We can just blame poor refereeing decisions (they are endemic across the league every week) and hope we don’t get sand in our eyes!

That said, Xavi Simons now starting to show what the hype was all about and Connor Gallagher looking like he could be an excellent signing for Tottenham. Those two today did for Tottenham what the KDBs, Fernandinhos and Zababaletas once did for us. Bernardo and Doma get a pass!

The 2025-26 version of Manchester City is a very fragile unit. This isn’t something we’ve ever been able to say in the Pep era. #TOTMCI #mcfc

You can't put a price on dignity. If the Met needs to spend £5 million keeping Transgender staff safe from the ongoing Trans genocide happening in the UK, then it's money well spent!

Brilliant #Bodo Fair play!

Amen!

Gaelic football continues to find new homes around the world, and in late 2025 it took another important step forward with the formation of Trident Gaels GAA Club in Barbados. #GAABelong

Well done to the #mcfc DJ for their choice of exit song today. Hopefully you gave one or two of the #Press parasites a chance to sing along. #Guardiola

It may have been against us and it may only be the one time in a thousand it happens, but it is refreshing to see a referee actually stick with his decision and ignore VAR. Let’s see a lot more of it. #MCIHW

These kids aren’t happy about meeting their baby siblings 🤣🫣😅

Remember kids, always dispose of your plastics responsibly #mcfc

Congrats #Bodo fans. Your team were a credit to you tonight. Thoroughly deserved - terrific from the first whistle to the last. Enjoy your victory and the very best of luck for the last round. Hope you make it. #ECL

Not easy to find those intensity levels we had in the Derby twice in three days #BDGMCI. #ECL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎣 A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big departmentstore looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job.

Tune in for @MrChrisFoy on @talkSPORT breakfast tomorrow and he’ll cover that one off for you. There is always a perfectly rational justification @Monty_Mcfc. We just have to “trust the technology”, and the experts who man it, to enhance our pleasure and enjoyment of the game.

Another 180 degree pirouette from @MrChrisFoy required tomorrow morning on @talkSPORT in his noble quest to justify the infallible accuracy and consistency of all VAR decisions. The poor bugger must be nearly be nearly dizzy at this stage. #CHEARS

James McAtee seems to have totally lost his way since his move to #NFFC. Sad to see. Hopefully he can revive things.

If only #WHU had signed Florian Wirtz, that goal would have stood. #WHUNFO

Iran is a Berlin Wall moment and the press is ignoring it.