Uyi
@kinguyi__
Followers
579
Following
11K
Media
51
Statuses
13K
Doctor | Reader | Critic | Doing life one day at a time
Joined April 2019
"Arrive 30mins before time". It's 10.30am now, the office is closed. As in not a single soul here.
0
0
0
I don't know the everyone you're talking about, definitely not the pàtient I saw this morning who squeezed 20k in my hands after the consultation, or the one who took me out for Christmas oblee Twitter is not real life. The hate here is forced
0
1
2
I swear God must take you. Tertiary hospitals have rendered only skeletal work in the last 2 months because doctors went on strike the first month and Johesu is currently on strike The average Nigeria can't seek healthcare from a government facility for the past 2 months
Nigerians with cho cho cho This is a pay slip from a Canadian staff. See what he earned in 80 hours and see how much tax was deducted. For two weeks work, guy paid $416 to government! what is that percentage again? But we want to be like CANADA but don't want to pay any tax.
0
0
0
If God don't take you this night, I won't be happy For 1 week now, we have not had light. I swear God will take you.
Nigerians with cho cho cho This is a pay slip from a Canadian staff. See what he earned in 80 hours and see how much tax was deducted. For two weeks work, guy paid $416 to government! what is that percentage again? But we want to be like CANADA but don't want to pay any tax.
0
0
0
i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins. I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my
2K
26K
167K
My friend, a doctor now, had an open heart surgery done in one of the popular teaching hospital when she was a baby. She told me that they no longer do open heart surgery in that hospital Nigeria advances backwards.
0
0
0
I love- hate this Ty character in Krapopolis Really glad he is getting fewer appearances
0
0
0
I’m not even trying to be proud but doctors are literally one of the most hardworking and selfless people! I’ve heard so many stories of doctors scarifying themselves just to save a patient’s life. They literally put themselves at risk for a random stranger they don’t know!!
9
53
272
If you put raw garri in a plate and add water, what happens? It swells. Why? It absorbs water. When you have diarrhea, your intestines have a lot of water inside them that should be absorbed by your body. If you chew raw garri, it gets into your intestines and absorbs that
I want to know the logic behind how garri stops stooling @aproko_doctor
76
582
3K
My guy created a group (15 of us) & the plan is to contribute ~N100k/month per person which should return ~N20m/year when compounded Our 5-year goal is to invest ~N100m across various projects in Nigeria/Abroad hoping for 2x - 4x return while still seeking further opportunities
67
220
2K
Young Hillary Clinton … I kinda see it ngl
500
3K
133K
I want you to feel that awkwardness when asking for favours later. I want you to have exhausted all other options, scratched your eyes out as you type the request. This is why I prefer burning bridges; you can't waltz in here to inconvenience me after being so shitty to me.
0
0
1
Went to stay with a relative for a while, who had 4 girls and 1 boy, their gen had just been recently loosed and all the parts stolen leaving just the skeleton, they got a second gen and every night we wanted to put on that gen, i and the boy would carry that gen down two flights
“Mummy in the kitchen cooking rice” “Daddy in the parlour watching film” they’ve been instilling patriarchy in us since we were kids.😂 Thank God our eyes are now opened.
139
2K
7K