i keep everything public just in case nardwuar or someone wants to give me gifts.

i cant believe the chinese invented basketball.

guy who drives to the dog park in a golf cart.

guy who has a caddy to figure out what club to use to play fetch with this mid sized border collie.

guy who brings a full golf bag to the park to play fetch with his dog.

just saw a little asian girl bomb it down an sf hill on her barbie three wheel scooter.

ios is for usecases where "what must be done will be done" but microsoft teams is for "sir yes sir :)".

i actually prefer the eager and earnest nature of the microsoft teams emoji.

i cant tell if its good or bad.

something spiritually odd about eric clapton and clairo being right next to each other at the record store.

theres a guy in a sunhat i see every month or so walking in the streets with a lopsided gait and hes always mumbling to himself. every time i walk by him, our eyes meet and he says the same thing to me: "Dream." .currently its the main evidence i have for being stuck in a coma.

RT @eat5G: You still got time . Use it Wisely

dude it just hit me that she said "o-shaped face" fuck my chungus life dude.

if im right then your stupid, but if im wrong then uve been ragebaited 😎.

finally. weed for dweebs and nerds

this happened at lunch time and its been weighing on me since then.

forgot to tell the guy at the burger place "i appreciate you brother" when i got my order even though i told myself id do that five minutes before he called my name.

RT @sageeap:

later i watched a middle aged guy at the bar do little finger drums to george michaels.

lady at the airport store started moving her hips when shape of you came on the radio and she apologized - i smiled and said it's okay but i wish i found the words in the moment to tell her that what she was doing made me very happy.

let it be known that i downloaded costar out of my own volition - im simply curious about the world, myself, and how those things could be connected.